Michael Wolczyk
@michaelwolczyk.bsky.social
That’s why he’s stealing oil from Venezuela.
January 21, 2026 at 1:22 AM
That’s why he’s stealing oil from Venezuela.
Wait, you actually got through to a real person? How many hours were you on hold?
January 21, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Wait, you actually got through to a real person? How many hours were you on hold?
Who is foolish enough to buy them?
January 20, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Who is foolish enough to buy them?
I want to hear him name each supposed war. And I bet he can’t say the same list twice.
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I want to hear him name each supposed war. And I bet he can’t say the same list twice.
Just like Venezuela. First it was about drugs and now he is stealing all their oil.
January 20, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Just like Venezuela. First it was about drugs and now he is stealing all their oil.
He has a grudge against Canada because his Toronto and Vancouver Trump Hotels went bankrupt.
January 20, 2026 at 12:54 PM
He has a grudge against Canada because his Toronto and Vancouver Trump Hotels went bankrupt.
I hope he tries to take Canada. We will make it so miserable he'll regret it until the day he dies.
January 20, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I hope he tries to take Canada. We will make it so miserable he'll regret it until the day he dies.
Wait, so the Greenland thing wasn’t about security at all? And Venezuela wasn’t about drugs?
January 19, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Wait, so the Greenland thing wasn’t about security at all? And Venezuela wasn’t about drugs?
Just like Venezuela wasn’t really about drugs, Greenland isn’t really about security.
January 19, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Just like Venezuela wasn’t really about drugs, Greenland isn’t really about security.
Canada knows it too. He’s been stiffing contractors for decades so it shouldn’t be a surprise.
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Canada knows it too. He’s been stiffing contractors for decades so it shouldn’t be a surprise.
The only threat to Greenland is the USA.
January 17, 2026 at 10:21 AM
The only threat to Greenland is the USA.
He’s moved on from raping women to raping countries.
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 PM
He’s moved on from raping women to raping countries.
Sooner or later the Venezuelan people will realize Maduro was not such a bad guy compared to you know who.
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Sooner or later the Venezuelan people will realize Maduro was not such a bad guy compared to you know who.
Burst blood vessel in his trigger finger.
January 15, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Burst blood vessel in his trigger finger.
Burst blood vessel in his trigger finger.
January 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Burst blood vessel in his trigger finger.
Burst a blood vessel in his trigger finger.
January 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Burst a blood vessel in his trigger finger.
They have more spine than every GOP senator/congressman combined.
January 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
They have more spine than every GOP senator/congressman combined.
Sell oil to Cuba. I hear they need it because Trump cut them off from Venezuelan oil.
January 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Sell oil to Cuba. I hear they need it because Trump cut them off from Venezuelan oil.
Great, so they will be able to shoot you from above too.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Great, so they will be able to shoot you from above too.