Oh she’s not legit, but she tried running for Secretary of State in MO, finished 6th in the Republican primary, and now she’s trying to run for Congress in Texas. I’d love to see her keep moving states and get wrecked in every single primary.

She may be one of the most vile candidates I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something for MAGA. Just a shameless attention whore.

MNAA: Make Nazis Afraid Again

And the award for “No Shit Statement of the Year” goes to…

“For a one-time payment of $30, we can guarantee the most effective birth control product on the market!”

It’s not a scene anymore, it really is a god damn arms race.

So basically you gave them over to their own desires and debased minds, a la Romans 1:28-32.

Yeah that doesn’t sound fun.

If Daddy Trump told this guy that his dick tasted like Cheetos, he would drop to his knees so fast, you would’ve thought Jesus just came back.

I wish I knew what it took to get rid of both our dipshit senators. A smug, carpetbagging sack of male insecurity and one of the most shameless asskissers I’ve ever seen. Seriously MO, don’t tell me this is the best we can do.

I don’t mind it. I feel more at ease knowing where the town idiot lives.

Definitely the one on the right. The one on the left looks like the one my grandparents had. Probably fine for a kid, but not as much for an adult.

The second I saw this, I spent the rest of that evening and part of the next morning writing roast jokes.

Example: He looks so real and can talk. I don’t know how they did it, but the Cake Boss outdid himself here. 👏

I think I came up with about 9 jokes overall.

When a president-elect is filling a cabinet, or junk drawer in this case, your main thought shouldn’t be “Are you fucking with us?”

I’ve never seen someone try so hard to sabotage any possible chance of being with a woman.

He must have a crippling case of ailurophobia, and I’m not talking about felines.

Him winning the election and knowing Vance is waiting in the wings makes me less excited for this, but yes.