Michael Simonds
@michaelsimonds.bsky.social
“I use to have long hair.”
You know you live in a great place when they dedicate a day for beer. Happy Minnesota Beer Day!
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You know you live in a great place when they dedicate a day for beer. Happy Minnesota Beer Day!
It is that time of the year where I try to be really nice to myself. If you can guess where I am going I will go to Las Vegas and drink alcohol and gamble at a casino.
October 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It is that time of the year where I try to be really nice to myself. If you can guess where I am going I will go to Las Vegas and drink alcohol and gamble at a casino.
My Gen Z kids cannot appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is The Fifth Element.
April 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My Gen Z kids cannot appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is The Fifth Element.
The Bro Energy is heavy tonight at Chandy. 
April 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The Bro Energy is heavy tonight at Chandy. 
This coming April has me in Las Vegas for nine nights. That's a lot of VP at The Chandy.
March 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This coming April has me in Las Vegas for nine nights. That's a lot of VP at The Chandy.
Today is the day I finally got to cross "getting stuck on an elevator" off of my bucket list.
February 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Today is the day I finally got to cross "getting stuck on an elevator" off of my bucket list.
What I bought vs. what I got.
December 20, 2024 at 9:33 PM
What I bought vs. what I got.
Current situation.
December 17, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Current situation.
I think I am going to head to the desert for a couple of days. Anyone else?
December 16, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I think I am going to head to the desert for a couple of days. Anyone else?
Sunday, December 8th. 6:24 pm. #whamageddon
December 9, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Sunday, December 8th. 6:24 pm. #whamageddon
These last couple of weeks have me on quite the Devo kick.
November 22, 2024 at 3:42 PM
These last couple of weeks have me on quite the Devo kick.
Hit me up, nerds!
I wish all the good people of Vegas Twitter would move over here. #vegasnerds
November 14, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Hit me up, nerds!
Token arrival pic. Get at me, nerds.
October 7, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Token arrival pic. Get at me, nerds.
For now on, my default converstional seque is, "Speaking of disasters..." @fivehundy.bsky.social
September 5, 2024 at 3:12 PM
For now on, my default converstional seque is, "Speaking of disasters..." @fivehundy.bsky.social
Here I am looking at demolition footage and empty casino space of The Mirage and I am like... #vegas
a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Here I am looking at demolition footage and empty casino space of The Mirage and I am like... #vegas
I wish all the good people of Vegas Twitter would move over here. #vegasnerds
August 31, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I wish all the good people of Vegas Twitter would move over here. #vegasnerds
www.bringyaass.com
May 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM
My last night in Vegas on this trip took an unexpected turn and became one for the story books. Very thankful for my fellow Vegasnerds and or them pulling me into the fold last night.
April 23, 2024 at 10:08 PM
My last night in Vegas on this trip took an unexpected turn and became one for the story books. Very thankful for my fellow Vegasnerds and or them pulling me into the fold last night.
By pure coincidence it is sounding like a lot of Vegas Nerds are in town this weekend. Here is to hoping I run into a bunch of you.
April 19, 2024 at 8:29 PM
By pure coincidence it is sounding like a lot of Vegas Nerds are in town this weekend. Here is to hoping I run into a bunch of you.
I recently learned that some people I know refer to me as “Mike Vegas”, so I guess this means I am an influencer now.
My new website and podcast will drop next week.
My new website and podcast will drop next week.
April 7, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I recently learned that some people I know refer to me as “Mike Vegas”, so I guess this means I am an influencer now.
My new website and podcast will drop next week.
My new website and podcast will drop next week.
I recently went to a bar. I got up to use the restroom leaving my coat on the barstool I was sitting on and my beer in its place. While in the restroom a group of four took my beverage and belongings and moved them four spots down to the end of the bar so they could have that space.
Seriously. WTF.
Seriously. WTF.
January 31, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I recently went to a bar. I got up to use the restroom leaving my coat on the barstool I was sitting on and my beer in its place. While in the restroom a group of four took my beverage and belongings and moved them four spots down to the end of the bar so they could have that space.
Seriously. WTF.
Seriously. WTF.
"Everything is expensive right now."
I recently went on a trip to Las Vegas. My wife said, "Bring me back a t-shirt." I walk into the hotel gift shop and I grab the first t-shirt I think she'd like. I never looked at the price. Room charge.
I paid $71.53 for a single t-shirt.
I recently went on a trip to Las Vegas. My wife said, "Bring me back a t-shirt." I walk into the hotel gift shop and I grab the first t-shirt I think she'd like. I never looked at the price. Room charge.
I paid $71.53 for a single t-shirt.
January 9, 2024 at 1:03 AM
"Everything is expensive right now."
I recently went on a trip to Las Vegas. My wife said, "Bring me back a t-shirt." I walk into the hotel gift shop and I grab the first t-shirt I think she'd like. I never looked at the price. Room charge.
I paid $71.53 for a single t-shirt.
I recently went on a trip to Las Vegas. My wife said, "Bring me back a t-shirt." I walk into the hotel gift shop and I grab the first t-shirt I think she'd like. I never looked at the price. Room charge.
I paid $71.53 for a single t-shirt.
January 1st -5th in Vegas seems like a good time and place to meet up for a drink(s), hint hint.
December 18, 2023 at 11:27 PM
January 1st -5th in Vegas seems like a good time and place to meet up for a drink(s), hint hint.
The “vegasy” side of our Christmas tree.
December 2, 2023 at 2:47 AM
The “vegasy” side of our Christmas tree.
I do not have an opinion one way or another on the need to redesign the Minnesota state flag. We need a new flag? Okay, cool. Knock yourself out.
However, why the Web 2.0 design? 🤔
However, why the Web 2.0 design? 🤔
November 29, 2023 at 2:54 PM
I do not have an opinion one way or another on the need to redesign the Minnesota state flag. We need a new flag? Okay, cool. Knock yourself out.
However, why the Web 2.0 design? 🤔
However, why the Web 2.0 design? 🤔