Michael Segroves
@michaelsegroves.bsky.social
Dad Eternal | Colorful Raconteur | Romantic Rascal | Handsome Scoundrel | El Zorro Plateado | Talismanic Himbo | Fashionably Divorced | Whimsical Menace | OU Alum X2 |
At home on the vast American Steppe
MAGA can all die in a fire
At home on the vast American Steppe
MAGA can all die in a fire
Protect Granny AT ALL COSTS
Yes, this is me. As you can tell, I was not having it! I refuse to be a nice old lady(or granny, they call me). We must do everything we can to stand up!
March 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Protect Granny AT ALL COSTS
Happy Valentine's to my soon to be partner for life, @kbeaman.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Happy Valentine's to my soon to be partner for life, @kbeaman.bsky.social
So, 75 days ago, I woke up to friends of more than 30 years, soft consoling me about the election result
Almost every one said "Welp, if only there had been better choices the last 2 elections..."
I have excised each and every one of those friends from my life & regret nothing...
Almost every one said "Welp, if only there had been better choices the last 2 elections..."
I have excised each and every one of those friends from my life & regret nothing...
January 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
So, 75 days ago, I woke up to friends of more than 30 years, soft consoling me about the election result
Almost every one said "Welp, if only there had been better choices the last 2 elections..."
I have excised each and every one of those friends from my life & regret nothing...
Almost every one said "Welp, if only there had been better choices the last 2 elections..."
I have excised each and every one of those friends from my life & regret nothing...
December 5, 2024 at 4:09 PM
My soulmate out there eating some woman’s Kraft Mac & Cheese…Don’t worry King Bubble Guts…I’m gonna bake you some real macaroni and cheese…that heifa didn’t even love you enough to make you Valveeta shells and cheese…poor tink tink 😘
December 4, 2024 at 8:19 PM
It's weird how a bunch of people that couldn't make it though boot camp, let alone get a passing ASVAB score, voted for an administration, largely composed of people that never could have made it though boot camp, want to kick 15,000 people that volunteered and could make it through boot camp...
Trump is reportedly preparing an executive order to ban transgender Americans from serving in the military.
This would medically discharge 15,000 soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines.
This is un-American and will make us less safe. But hey, a bunch of civilians on X love it.
This would medically discharge 15,000 soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines.
This is un-American and will make us less safe. But hey, a bunch of civilians on X love it.
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
It's weird how a bunch of people that couldn't make it though boot camp, let alone get a passing ASVAB score, voted for an administration, largely composed of people that never could have made it though boot camp, want to kick 15,000 people that volunteered and could make it through boot camp...
Bringing the #DivorcedMansKitchen to this platform
We don't usually do #breakfast on the Kitchen, but we were feeling frisky this morning so I decided to make biscuits, bacon and the fried potatoes, peppers & onions as was taught to me by my best gal & girlfriend, @kbeaman.bsky.social
Follow along
We don't usually do #breakfast on the Kitchen, but we were feeling frisky this morning so I decided to make biscuits, bacon and the fried potatoes, peppers & onions as was taught to me by my best gal & girlfriend, @kbeaman.bsky.social
Follow along
November 24, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Bringing the #DivorcedMansKitchen to this platform
We don't usually do #breakfast on the Kitchen, but we were feeling frisky this morning so I decided to make biscuits, bacon and the fried potatoes, peppers & onions as was taught to me by my best gal & girlfriend, @kbeaman.bsky.social
Follow along
We don't usually do #breakfast on the Kitchen, but we were feeling frisky this morning so I decided to make biscuits, bacon and the fried potatoes, peppers & onions as was taught to me by my best gal & girlfriend, @kbeaman.bsky.social
Follow along
Remember when Patriots went to war over the cost of Tea, but now they bend the knee for the cost of eggs...
(allegedly)
(allegedly)
November 19, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Remember when Patriots went to war over the cost of Tea, but now they bend the knee for the cost of eggs...
(allegedly)
(allegedly)
November 15, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Old: Men have to suffer in silence...
New:
New:
November 13, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Old: Men have to suffer in silence...
New:
New:
Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it B&W...
November 13, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it B&W...
Just blocked my first account on this place ...
A Berber...
I don't need the temptation of letting my rage with his fans pollute this place
A Berber...
I don't need the temptation of letting my rage with his fans pollute this place
November 13, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Just blocked my first account on this place ...
A Berber...
I don't need the temptation of letting my rage with his fans pollute this place
A Berber...
I don't need the temptation of letting my rage with his fans pollute this place
I suppose the economy is bad for a bunch of guys that are just now being asked to leave their parent's basements and your only appreciable skill is trolling
November 11, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I suppose the economy is bad for a bunch of guys that are just now being asked to leave their parent's basements and your only appreciable skill is trolling