Michael Gary Scott
@michaelscottdm.bsky.social
Regional Manager at Dunder Mifflin. World’s best boss. Lover of kids, paper, and improv.
I approve this meme
March 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I approve this meme
My branch consistently had the highest sales numbers, thank you very much.
February 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My branch consistently had the highest sales numbers, thank you very much.
#thatswhatshesaid Please read my book, “Somehow I manage” available on Amazon.
February 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
#thatswhatshesaid Please read my book, “Somehow I manage” available on Amazon.
I had Pam fill that out
February 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I had Pam fill that out
Absolutely not
February 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Absolutely not
Oh we’re getting the hats! I had Andy’s “DM does GB” hats enlarged
February 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oh we’re getting the hats! I had Andy’s “DM does GB” hats enlarged
I’m glad she finally took my advice and got them checked. Boobs are the silent killer!
February 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’m glad she finally took my advice and got them checked. Boobs are the silent killer!
You stole my joke. Don’t steal my jokes.
February 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You stole my joke. Don’t steal my jokes.
That’s what she said
February 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
That’s what she said
Tariffs HOT 🪘 HOT 🪘 HOT 🪘 🕺
February 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Tariffs HOT 🪘 HOT 🪘 HOT 🪘 🕺
And if anyone’s controlled by China it’s Toby 🤮
February 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
And if anyone’s controlled by China it’s Toby 🤮
Who whole life, I believed that America was number 1. That was the saying. Not “Americas number 2” England is number 2. China should be like 8. Send Oscar to my office, he owes me coffee.
February 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Who whole life, I believed that America was number 1. That was the saying. Not “Americas number 2” England is number 2. China should be like 8. Send Oscar to my office, he owes me coffee.
You don’t even know enough to hate me.
January 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You don’t even know enough to hate me.
My branch is the most profitable in Dunder Mifflin history. How dare you!
January 31, 2025 at 11:01 AM
My branch is the most profitable in Dunder Mifflin history. How dare you!
I hate to do this but you’re fired. @hank! Hank will escort you out.
January 31, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I hate to do this but you’re fired. @hank! Hank will escort you out.
By the book how I remained unmanaged for so long. Who do you think told Ryan to record the sales twice? Toby was right. Secret genius here.
January 30, 2025 at 8:46 AM
By the book how I remained unmanaged for so long. Who do you think told Ryan to record the sales twice? Toby was right. Secret genius here.