michaelross.bsky.social
@michaelross.bsky.social
Three meals a day?!? You can survive on 2, maybe 1…
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Three meals a day?!? You can survive on 2, maybe 1…
SCOTUS has determined that the Constitution is unconstitutional!
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
SCOTUS has determined that the Constitution is unconstitutional!
Personally, I like to intentionally capsize my boat in the middle of the ocean and just chill.
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Personally, I like to intentionally capsize my boat in the middle of the ocean and just chill.
Is Stallone being propped up by a giant stick in his ass?
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Is Stallone being propped up by a giant stick in his ass?
Bigger ballrooms, smaller cars!
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Bigger ballrooms, smaller cars!
I remember when Trump proposed the Volkswagen Beetle back in the 1930s!
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I remember when Trump proposed the Volkswagen Beetle back in the 1930s!
Mike Johnson “I’ve been working around the clock. I haven’t seen or read anything about this so called Civil War…”
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Mike Johnson “I’ve been working around the clock. I haven’t seen or read anything about this so called Civil War…”
I’m pretty sure Trump said the year 1864 never happened.
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m pretty sure Trump said the year 1864 never happened.
I wonder how many Tump coins and watches he’ll have to buy to earn a pardon.
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I wonder how many Tump coins and watches he’ll have to buy to earn a pardon.
“Civilized nations don’t walk around killing people! We use boats.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“Civilized nations don’t walk around killing people! We use boats.”
I think they’re just covering up an extra asshole. When you’re so full of shit, you’ve got to more than one outlet!
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I think they’re just covering up an extra asshole. When you’re so full of shit, you’ve got to more than one outlet!
I didn’t realize that the Pentagon didn’t have A/C!
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I didn’t realize that the Pentagon didn’t have A/C!
When he’s giving Trump a HJ, he still has a free hand to check BlueSky or even X!
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
When he’s giving Trump a HJ, he still has a free hand to check BlueSky or even X!
“I believe in torture.”
“So you support torture?”
“I never said that! Given the opportunity to torture someone, I’m all for it.”
“So you do support torture?”
Again, I never said that! It’s easy for guys like you to blame reckless drunk like me…”
“So you support torture?”
“I never said that! Given the opportunity to torture someone, I’m all for it.”
“So you do support torture?”
Again, I never said that! It’s easy for guys like you to blame reckless drunk like me…”
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“I believe in torture.”
“So you support torture?”
“I never said that! Given the opportunity to torture someone, I’m all for it.”
“So you do support torture?”
Again, I never said that! It’s easy for guys like you to blame reckless drunk like me…”
“So you support torture?”
“I never said that! Given the opportunity to torture someone, I’m all for it.”
“So you do support torture?”
Again, I never said that! It’s easy for guys like you to blame reckless drunk like me…”
If he had qualified appointees, he wouldn’t need to take meetings around the clock!
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If he had qualified appointees, he wouldn’t need to take meetings around the clock!
Leaving the TV on while you’re asleep is not watching TV around the clock…
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Leaving the TV on while you’re asleep is not watching TV around the clock…
It’s disrespectful to call him Mr. Trump! It’s Pedo Trump, or if you’re feeling generous, Creepy Grandpa Trump.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It’s disrespectful to call him Mr. Trump! It’s Pedo Trump, or if you’re feeling generous, Creepy Grandpa Trump.
Fill his position based on their bylaws. The same bylaws that elected this guy?!?!
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Fill his position based on their bylaws. The same bylaws that elected this guy?!?!
It’s M U R D E R!
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It’s M U R D E R!
Just check Hegseth’s Signal Account. Or his MySpace page.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Just check Hegseth’s Signal Account. Or his MySpace page.
This seems way more legal than AutoPen!
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This seems way more legal than AutoPen!
Now that sounds like a good time!
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Now that sounds like a good time!
They are secretly storing the Epstein Files in Caracas!
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
They are secretly storing the Epstein Files in Caracas!