Eric Stratton
@michaelronzano.bsky.social
Damn glad to meet you. Designer, fifth-generation Californian, lapsed Episcopalian, USC Trojan ✌🏼, Chelsea Blue (KTBFFH). If you don’t have something nice to say, come sit next to me.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Could that be because, who the f wants to rest their arms on hard marble for three hours?
December 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Could that be because, who the f wants to rest their arms on hard marble for three hours?
Maybe they are? Maybe these people actually ARE their best?
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Maybe they are? Maybe these people actually ARE their best?
Because what you want to rest your arm on for the duration of a three-hour show is a hard piece of marble.
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Because what you want to rest your arm on for the duration of a three-hour show is a hard piece of marble.
Wait until he learns about batteries.
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Wait until he learns about batteries.
They couldn't even get the typeface right.
December 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
They couldn't even get the typeface right.
It's not even the same typeface. Christ.
December 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's not even the same typeface. Christ.
Fantastic. I hope there's a lot about Nick Katzenbach.
December 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Fantastic. I hope there's a lot about Nick Katzenbach.
Has anyone told Lil' Marco how much it's going to cost?
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Has anyone told Lil' Marco how much it's going to cost?
His nickname isn't 'nutlick' for no reason.
December 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
His nickname isn't 'nutlick' for no reason.
My late father-in-law (most conservative man I ever met) was on the Wharton board with him. Called him the dumbest man he ever met. Cast his first-ever vote for a Democrat (HRC).
December 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My late father-in-law (most conservative man I ever met) was on the Wharton board with him. Called him the dumbest man he ever met. Cast his first-ever vote for a Democrat (HRC).
And Mark Kelly flying the plane
December 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
And Mark Kelly flying the plane
I will be so glad when 2025 is over. I've been forced to like Marjorie Taylor Green, Thomas Massie, Rand Paul, and now, Doug Ford.
Get this year done with. Please.
Get this year done with. Please.
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I will be so glad when 2025 is over. I've been forced to like Marjorie Taylor Green, Thomas Massie, Rand Paul, and now, Doug Ford.
Get this year done with. Please.
Get this year done with. Please.
You meant under, right?
December 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You meant under, right?
He missed the whole Lindbergh/America First thing, I guess.
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
He missed the whole Lindbergh/America First thing, I guess.
Buy a Mac and use Pages.
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Buy a Mac and use Pages.
Can we go straight to the latter?
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Can we go straight to the latter?
When Sandy Hook didn't alter the thinking about guns, that was it, the argument was over.
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When Sandy Hook didn't alter the thinking about guns, that was it, the argument was over.
He hasn't "lost" anything. This is who he's been all his life.
Calling him the worst president in our history (he is) doesn't do him justice. He's the worst person in our history.
Calling him the worst president in our history (he is) doesn't do him justice. He's the worst person in our history.
December 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
He hasn't "lost" anything. This is who he's been all his life.
Calling him the worst president in our history (he is) doesn't do him justice. He's the worst person in our history.
Calling him the worst president in our history (he is) doesn't do him justice. He's the worst person in our history.
I feel sorry for all of the other actors. Anytime Sam or Demi Moore are onscreen, they absolutely own it.
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I feel sorry for all of the other actors. Anytime Sam or Demi Moore are onscreen, they absolutely own it.
I've come to not hate it. That coming from someone who thinks Severance is pretty much the worst thing on television.
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I've come to not hate it. That coming from someone who thinks Severance is pretty much the worst thing on television.
I am fine with killing the AI industry.
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am fine with killing the AI industry.
He'd understand if he got to keep the coin.
December 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
He'd understand if he got to keep the coin.
As a guy who grew up in California, going to college football ✌🏼games in 80° sunshine, I've never understood the romance of sitting in -something° weather.
December 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
As a guy who grew up in California, going to college football ✌🏼games in 80° sunshine, I've never understood the romance of sitting in -something° weather.