Michael Regilio
@michaelregilio.bsky.social
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Stop saying ICE killed a woman.
A racist guy who worked at GameStop six months ago was handed a badge and allowed to live out his fantasies.
That’s what actually happened.
A racist guy who worked at GameStop six months ago was handed a badge and allowed to live out his fantasies.
That’s what actually happened.
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Stop saying ICE killed a woman.
A racist guy who worked at GameStop six months ago was handed a badge and allowed to live out his fantasies.
That’s what actually happened.
A racist guy who worked at GameStop six months ago was handed a badge and allowed to live out his fantasies.
That’s what actually happened.
According to Republicans, January 6 was just a bunch of sweet grandmothers on a tour.
I watched the footage.
If those 30 year old bearded bros identify as elderly women, fine.
But they are still violent criminals.
I watched the footage.
If those 30 year old bearded bros identify as elderly women, fine.
But they are still violent criminals.
January 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
According to Republicans, January 6 was just a bunch of sweet grandmothers on a tour.
I watched the footage.
If those 30 year old bearded bros identify as elderly women, fine.
But they are still violent criminals.
I watched the footage.
If those 30 year old bearded bros identify as elderly women, fine.
But they are still violent criminals.
It is always the climate change deniers who end up doing all the storming.
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
It is always the climate change deniers who end up doing all the storming.
Saying we are attacking Venezuela over fentanyl is like attacking Mexico over maple syrup.
It is a lie so lazy it assumes you will not think for five seconds.
This is a war for oil.
Their oil.
It is a lie so lazy it assumes you will not think for five seconds.
This is a war for oil.
Their oil.
December 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Saying we are attacking Venezuela over fentanyl is like attacking Mexico over maple syrup.
It is a lie so lazy it assumes you will not think for five seconds.
This is a war for oil.
Their oil.
It is a lie so lazy it assumes you will not think for five seconds.
This is a war for oil.
Their oil.
Another great episode of the 👾Jordan Harbinger show!
Are near-death experiences proof of an afterlife — or just the brain’s final fireworks? @michaelregilio.bsky.social goes into the light to find out here on #SkepticalSunday!
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Near Death Experiences | Skeptical Sunday | Jordan Harbinger
Are near-death experiences proof of an afterlife — or just the brain's final fireworks? Michael Regilio goes into the light to find out on Skeptical Sunday!
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December 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Another great episode of the 👾Jordan Harbinger show!
At this point, shouldn’t Donald Trump be required to go around Washington, DC, knocking on doors and letting people know he has moved into the neighborhood?
December 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
At this point, shouldn’t Donald Trump be required to go around Washington, DC, knocking on doors and letting people know he has moved into the neighborhood?
I can’t think of anyone in the history of the US military more worthy of having an entire class of naval ships named after them than a guy who dodged the draft and then went on to say prisoners of war aren’t heroes.
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I can’t think of anyone in the history of the US military more worthy of having an entire class of naval ships named after them than a guy who dodged the draft and then went on to say prisoners of war aren’t heroes.
60 Minutes should be a description of how much time Bari Weiss has left at CBS.
December 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
60 Minutes should be a description of how much time Bari Weiss has left at CBS.
Hear me out,
Whoever is on the Epstein list gets dropped back onto Epstein Island
No rules
Last person standing gets a pardon.
Whole thing is televised.
Whoever is on the Epstein list gets dropped back onto Epstein Island
No rules
Last person standing gets a pardon.
Whole thing is televised.
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hear me out,
Whoever is on the Epstein list gets dropped back onto Epstein Island
No rules
Last person standing gets a pardon.
Whole thing is televised.
Whoever is on the Epstein list gets dropped back onto Epstein Island
No rules
Last person standing gets a pardon.
Whole thing is televised.
By MAGA standards, Robert E. Lee would be considered woke.
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
By MAGA standards, Robert E. Lee would be considered woke.
“Liberals don’t know what a woman is.”
Really?
Michelle Obama is a beautiful, classy woman, and you insist she is a man.
So clearly, you are the ones who do not know what a woman is.
Really?
Michelle Obama is a beautiful, classy woman, and you insist she is a man.
So clearly, you are the ones who do not know what a woman is.
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“Liberals don’t know what a woman is.”
Really?
Michelle Obama is a beautiful, classy woman, and you insist she is a man.
So clearly, you are the ones who do not know what a woman is.
Really?
Michelle Obama is a beautiful, classy woman, and you insist she is a man.
So clearly, you are the ones who do not know what a woman is.
“Out of context?”
Sure. Go ahead. Explain the correct context for Trump’s chief of staff saying Trump has an “alcoholic’s personality,” JD Vance is a “conspiracy theorist,” and Pam Bondi “whiffed the Epstein files.”
Sure. Go ahead. Explain the correct context for Trump’s chief of staff saying Trump has an “alcoholic’s personality,” JD Vance is a “conspiracy theorist,” and Pam Bondi “whiffed the Epstein files.”
December 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“Out of context?”
Sure. Go ahead. Explain the correct context for Trump’s chief of staff saying Trump has an “alcoholic’s personality,” JD Vance is a “conspiracy theorist,” and Pam Bondi “whiffed the Epstein files.”
Sure. Go ahead. Explain the correct context for Trump’s chief of staff saying Trump has an “alcoholic’s personality,” JD Vance is a “conspiracy theorist,” and Pam Bondi “whiffed the Epstein files.”
Hear me out.
Epstein Island gets busted and suddenly Elon is like, we need to go to Mars. Bezos and the other billionaires all start building rocket ships.
I’m not saying anything. I’m just saying the pivot from island to planet was fast.
Think about it
Epstein Island gets busted and suddenly Elon is like, we need to go to Mars. Bezos and the other billionaires all start building rocket ships.
I’m not saying anything. I’m just saying the pivot from island to planet was fast.
Think about it
December 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hear me out.
Epstein Island gets busted and suddenly Elon is like, we need to go to Mars. Bezos and the other billionaires all start building rocket ships.
I’m not saying anything. I’m just saying the pivot from island to planet was fast.
Think about it
Epstein Island gets busted and suddenly Elon is like, we need to go to Mars. Bezos and the other billionaires all start building rocket ships.
I’m not saying anything. I’m just saying the pivot from island to planet was fast.
Think about it
Republicans have resorted to piracy on the high seas.
The hard part is giving them pirate names since adding the word “beard” just makes people think you mean their wives.
The hard part is giving them pirate names since adding the word “beard” just makes people think you mean their wives.
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Republicans have resorted to piracy on the high seas.
The hard part is giving them pirate names since adding the word “beard” just makes people think you mean their wives.
The hard part is giving them pirate names since adding the word “beard” just makes people think you mean their wives.
Ted Cruz’s body looks like it got tired of hearing people say his face was the ugly part and went, “Hold my beer. Actually, don’t hold it, I’m gonna need that. And bring me a pizza. And a cheeseburger. And another beer.”
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ted Cruz’s body looks like it got tired of hearing people say his face was the ugly part and went, “Hold my beer. Actually, don’t hold it, I’m gonna need that. And bring me a pizza. And a cheeseburger. And another beer.”
What if instead of firing million-dollar missiles at speedboats and deploying the navy to Venezuela, we invested that money in actually fixing the problems that lead to drug addiction?
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What if instead of firing million-dollar missiles at speedboats and deploying the navy to Venezuela, we invested that money in actually fixing the problems that lead to drug addiction?
I love how Magaland just pretends Elon Musk didn’t tweet that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files and that’s why he won’t release them after he was the head of DOGE and had unprecedented access to classified files.
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I love how Magaland just pretends Elon Musk didn’t tweet that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files and that’s why he won’t release them after he was the head of DOGE and had unprecedented access to classified files.
Trump Derangement Syndrome is a real medical condition.
Symptoms include
• Thinking Donald Trump is a great president
• Cares about anyone but himself
• And of course projection
If you think someone has TDS You can tell because they will be telling you that you have #TDS
Symptoms include
• Thinking Donald Trump is a great president
• Cares about anyone but himself
• And of course projection
If you think someone has TDS You can tell because they will be telling you that you have #TDS
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump Derangement Syndrome is a real medical condition.
Symptoms include
• Thinking Donald Trump is a great president
• Cares about anyone but himself
• And of course projection
If you think someone has TDS You can tell because they will be telling you that you have #TDS
Symptoms include
• Thinking Donald Trump is a great president
• Cares about anyone but himself
• And of course projection
If you think someone has TDS You can tell because they will be telling you that you have #TDS
Hear me out,
Whoever is on the Epstein list gets dropped back onto Epstein Island
No rules
Last person standing gets a pardon.
Whole thing is televised.
Whoever is on the Epstein list gets dropped back onto Epstein Island
No rules
Last person standing gets a pardon.
Whole thing is televised.
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hear me out,
Whoever is on the Epstein list gets dropped back onto Epstein Island
No rules
Last person standing gets a pardon.
Whole thing is televised.
Whoever is on the Epstein list gets dropped back onto Epstein Island
No rules
Last person standing gets a pardon.
Whole thing is televised.
If Saudi Arabia did 9/11 then why are there still 9/11s?
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If Saudi Arabia did 9/11 then why are there still 9/11s?
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November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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First, Donald Trump cut USAID, food aid for starving people around the world.
Now he’s cut SNAP benefits and is creating starving people here.
Sorry, Viktor Orbán.
Clearly, Donald Trump is the real president of Hungry.
Now he’s cut SNAP benefits and is creating starving people here.
Sorry, Viktor Orbán.
Clearly, Donald Trump is the real president of Hungry.
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
First, Donald Trump cut USAID, food aid for starving people around the world.
Now he’s cut SNAP benefits and is creating starving people here.
Sorry, Viktor Orbán.
Clearly, Donald Trump is the real president of Hungry.
Now he’s cut SNAP benefits and is creating starving people here.
Sorry, Viktor Orbán.
Clearly, Donald Trump is the real president of Hungry.
People in America are starving again.
People in America have no healthcare again.
I don’t know about that “great” part, but you guys are really nailing the again.
People in America have no healthcare again.
I don’t know about that “great” part, but you guys are really nailing the again.
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
People in America are starving again.
People in America have no healthcare again.
I don’t know about that “great” part, but you guys are really nailing the again.
People in America have no healthcare again.
I don’t know about that “great” part, but you guys are really nailing the again.
Another great episode of the 👾Jordan Harbinger show! Check it out!
From ancient myths to modern mishaps, @michaelregilio.bsky.social pulls back the curtain on the rise of penis "upgrades" with firm skepticism here on #SkepticalSunday!
Notes
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Penis Enhancement | Skeptical Sunday | Jordan Harbinger
From ancient myths to modern mishaps, Michael Regilio pulls back the curtain on the rise of penis “upgrades” with firm skepticism here on Skeptical Sunday!
jordanharbinger.com
October 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Another great episode of the 👾Jordan Harbinger show! Check it out!
English is such an interesting language. The definitions of words change over time.
For instance, “the Constitution” now means… nothing.
For instance, “the Constitution” now means… nothing.
October 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
English is such an interesting language. The definitions of words change over time.
For instance, “the Constitution” now means… nothing.
For instance, “the Constitution” now means… nothing.