@michaelphones.bsky.social
can you read?
January 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
can you read?
1. Dislocating my knee playing badminton with my gf (now wife)
2. Dislocating it a 2nd time on a dive bar dance floor, slipping on beer I had spilled minutes earlier.
3. On a date - Fell getting off a ski lift. Ducked under the lift, poked my head up and the seat swung back and concussed me.
2. Dislocating it a 2nd time on a dive bar dance floor, slipping on beer I had spilled minutes earlier.
3. On a date - Fell getting off a ski lift. Ducked under the lift, poked my head up and the seat swung back and concussed me.
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
1. Dislocating my knee playing badminton with my gf (now wife)
2. Dislocating it a 2nd time on a dive bar dance floor, slipping on beer I had spilled minutes earlier.
3. On a date - Fell getting off a ski lift. Ducked under the lift, poked my head up and the seat swung back and concussed me.
2. Dislocating it a 2nd time on a dive bar dance floor, slipping on beer I had spilled minutes earlier.
3. On a date - Fell getting off a ski lift. Ducked under the lift, poked my head up and the seat swung back and concussed me.
never saw this before and it looks like the dude actually falls into a garbage can???? incredible.
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
never saw this before and it looks like the dude actually falls into a garbage can???? incredible.
and the food trucks lol
October 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
and the food trucks lol
THAT is the right way to practice politics? wtf man
September 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
THAT is the right way to practice politics? wtf man
ahh yes, all those misfortunes lol wtf man
July 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
ahh yes, all those misfortunes lol wtf man
i hope to one day be as brave as you
July 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
i hope to one day be as brave as you