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Michael Online
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Long walks on my feet
I don't need CRT filters for playing old games on new TVs, just take my glasses off.
September 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
like butter scraped over too much bread
August 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It can't just be me that reads every spice measurement at least 5 times. Tablespoon and teaspoon are just too similar of words.
May 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
store.steampowered.com/app/3425280/
Store page is finally live! The hardest work is still ahead but it's great getting this far.
February 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
2025 is the year I defeat this meme. I've been grinding all year. Steam page should be live before the new year.
December 3, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Do not give in to astonishment
November 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
A larger magnitude dot product is more parallel
July 31, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Fake critique, worse than no critique at all
April 15, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Someone out there has everything you say you want and they're still miserable
April 12, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Here are the thrillseekers, corrupt and immoral.
April 11, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Idk if this is a feature or a bug
March 21, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Nook is a crook
March 13, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Friday night. A glass of wine. Some quality time with KCachegrind.
February 10, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I started on the west coast and as soon as I saw "tworegon" I knew something was off.
Label the States xkcd.com/2868
December 15, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Reposted by Michael Online
If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing
this is exactly why i still buy discs in 2023. it's crazy to think that we are reaching a point where piracy will be the only option to own media once dvds and blu-rays are gone.
December 2, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Every new year
December 2, 2023 at 3:47 PM
I like it when I'm listening to music because that's the only thing that takes me to another world
October 29, 2023 at 1:33 PM
If I asked for a fish don't hand me a goddamn fishing pole
October 18, 2023 at 2:52 PM