Michael Nicolella
@michaelnicolella.bsky.social
Principal Engineer @ Epic Games. Worked on Destiny, Escape Plan, Fat Princess, MAG, and SOCOM. I used to run The Realm. I’ve secretly always wanted to work with Tim Schafer.
“I’ll come back once you smooth out the rest.”
June 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“I’ll come back once you smooth out the rest.”
Might need a new CMEOW battery
June 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Might need a new CMEOW battery
Desert air is dry which ends up being better (moisture corrodes electronics)
May 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Desert air is dry which ends up being better (moisture corrodes electronics)
Chronological order, or release order? 😁
May 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Chronological order, or release order? 😁
Literally no one has spent any time at all thinking about this
May 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Literally no one has spent any time at all thinking about this
The existence of Al Stewart implies the existence of Martha Yankovic
May 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The existence of Al Stewart implies the existence of Martha Yankovic
The ruling mentions that the Trump admin completely stopped processing any asylum claims at all, so the ruling is somewhat moot for now.
May 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The ruling mentions that the Trump admin completely stopped processing any asylum claims at all, so the ruling is somewhat moot for now.
I closed a tab the other day. Never doing that again
May 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I closed a tab the other day. Never doing that again
Yep it’s even binary!
May 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Yep it’s even binary!
Cutting things in thirds, how could it work?
May 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Cutting things in thirds, how could it work?
“vibe databasing”
April 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“vibe databasing”
Now you’re thinking!
April 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Now you’re thinking!
Is your 5G hooked up?
April 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Is your 5G hooked up?
There are no good faith actors in the white house. Surely you’re not suggesting that “oh shoot they accidentally overlooked this one thing”
April 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There are no good faith actors in the white house. Surely you’re not suggesting that “oh shoot they accidentally overlooked this one thing”
Do you want to super size that coffee for 25 cents?
April 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Do you want to super size that coffee for 25 cents?
Ooh I thought it was Tee Party like a billionaire golfing club
April 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ooh I thought it was Tee Party like a billionaire golfing club
This take ignores how many people are influenced by ads, media, etc.
March 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This take ignores how many people are influenced by ads, media, etc.
I just handed myself a candy bar in exchange for $45b in imaginary candy bar credits but nobody wants to report on that
March 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I just handed myself a candy bar in exchange for $45b in imaginary candy bar credits but nobody wants to report on that
err ...why? Are we alleging that Russia has some ability to intercept and view end-to-end encrypted communications?
March 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
err ...why? Are we alleging that Russia has some ability to intercept and view end-to-end encrypted communications?
I think this is going to be true of any "dangerously competent" person. If we stick to people that right wing media doesn't cause a big stir about, that's just letting them choose the candidate. I agree it's a hard battle due to how many people are captivated by what the media says.
March 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think this is going to be true of any "dangerously competent" person. If we stick to people that right wing media doesn't cause a big stir about, that's just letting them choose the candidate. I agree it's a hard battle due to how many people are captivated by what the media says.
Thank goodness there is someone looking out for the shareholders
March 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Thank goodness there is someone looking out for the shareholders
Wow, the mark of Cain? Damn, we really got him now.
March 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Wow, the mark of Cain? Damn, we really got him now.
I can't get past the paywall, but if you are exchanging information over the internet, we already don't trust our ISPs, and we don't really need to rely on them for any kind of encryption. You use encryption between endpoints, the connecting tunnel doesn't matter.
March 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I can't get past the paywall, but if you are exchanging information over the internet, we already don't trust our ISPs, and we don't really need to rely on them for any kind of encryption. You use encryption between endpoints, the connecting tunnel doesn't matter.