Yeah, but the ones I’ve had had so much sugar in them that Coke is comparatively sour.

Yep. I had a USB one of these plugged into my computer at work to keep the brew true.

I’ve tried, on several occasions, American iced tea, but have always gagged on the sugar content.

Smash it down, but sometimes [heresy alert] I’ll give it a zap in the bomb box.

Love me some classic prog-rock.

Yes.