Michael Moby
@michaelmoby.bsky.social
Author of "Swiss You Were Here" - a funny, trite memoir of the expat life in Switzerland, available on Amazon!
Humor is my defense mechanism.
Also, fuck Trump, fuck Nazis, fuck everyone who caused this.
Humor is my defense mechanism.
Also, fuck Trump, fuck Nazis, fuck everyone who caused this.
I'm not afraid of a massive 9/11-style retaliation from Iran. They're going to go for targeted assassinations of Trump and his ilk, all of whom are too stupid to follow Secret Service protocols because they aren't "pussies" or are too drunk to follow detail orders.
donald trump is giving a speech in front of american flags .
ALT: donald trump is giving a speech in front of american flags .
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June 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm not afraid of a massive 9/11-style retaliation from Iran. They're going to go for targeted assassinations of Trump and his ilk, all of whom are too stupid to follow Secret Service protocols because they aren't "pussies" or are too drunk to follow detail orders.
My new travel memoir is out and available at Amazon in paperback and Kindle.
A night in the dark alleyways of Tashkent
An epic feast in Napoleon's favorite gastronomic haunt
A futile quest for a Shamrock Shake in the backwaters of West Virginia
Snarkily sentimental, it's a love letter to the world
A night in the dark alleyways of Tashkent
An epic feast in Napoleon's favorite gastronomic haunt
A futile quest for a Shamrock Shake in the backwaters of West Virginia
Snarkily sentimental, it's a love letter to the world
June 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My new travel memoir is out and available at Amazon in paperback and Kindle.
A night in the dark alleyways of Tashkent
An epic feast in Napoleon's favorite gastronomic haunt
A futile quest for a Shamrock Shake in the backwaters of West Virginia
Snarkily sentimental, it's a love letter to the world
A night in the dark alleyways of Tashkent
An epic feast in Napoleon's favorite gastronomic haunt
A futile quest for a Shamrock Shake in the backwaters of West Virginia
Snarkily sentimental, it's a love letter to the world
I feel like I have to repeat this over and over: Hegseth, or Noem, or any other of these fuckknuckles wouldn't be in office without Democrats in the Senate assenting to their appointment. There shouldn't have been one single Democratic vote in favor of these lunatics and idiots.
a picture of a man with the words " you had one job just the one "
ALT: a picture of a man with the words " you had one job just the one "
media.tenor.com
June 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I feel like I have to repeat this over and over: Hegseth, or Noem, or any other of these fuckknuckles wouldn't be in office without Democrats in the Senate assenting to their appointment. There shouldn't have been one single Democratic vote in favor of these lunatics and idiots.
My new book, "Espionage, Epcot, and Escargot" is available now!
An irreverent, snarky, and introspective look back on my travels around the world and here at home - solo, with my family, and with the woman I love
A perfect, breezy summer beach read, so grab your copy on Amazon today!
An irreverent, snarky, and introspective look back on my travels around the world and here at home - solo, with my family, and with the woman I love
A perfect, breezy summer beach read, so grab your copy on Amazon today!
June 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My new book, "Espionage, Epcot, and Escargot" is available now!
An irreverent, snarky, and introspective look back on my travels around the world and here at home - solo, with my family, and with the woman I love
A perfect, breezy summer beach read, so grab your copy on Amazon today!
An irreverent, snarky, and introspective look back on my travels around the world and here at home - solo, with my family, and with the woman I love
A perfect, breezy summer beach read, so grab your copy on Amazon today!
WILL SOMEONE DRAW UP ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT FOR VIOLATION OF THE POSSE COMITATUS ACT OF 1878!?!?
COME ON, DEMOCRATS, DO SOMETHING!!!!
COME ON, DEMOCRATS, DO SOMETHING!!!!
a man with a shirt that says just do your jobs
ALT: a man with a shirt that says just do your jobs
media.tenor.com
June 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
WILL SOMEONE DRAW UP ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT FOR VIOLATION OF THE POSSE COMITATUS ACT OF 1878!?!?
COME ON, DEMOCRATS, DO SOMETHING!!!!
COME ON, DEMOCRATS, DO SOMETHING!!!!
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Howie Roseman says the #Eagles won't even scout players who have ever been violent with women:
“I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us."
#FlyEaglesFly
(🎥: The McShay Show)
“I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us."
#FlyEaglesFly
(🎥: The McShay Show)
April 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Howie Roseman says the #Eagles won't even scout players who have ever been violent with women:
“I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us."
#FlyEaglesFly
(🎥: The McShay Show)
“I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us."
#FlyEaglesFly
(🎥: The McShay Show)
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
Anyone else enjoy the irony that there is a universal, homogenized and globally-recognized symbol for Anarchy?
a red anarchy symbol with an arrow in the middle
ALT: a red anarchy symbol with an arrow in the middle
media.tenor.com
April 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Anyone else enjoy the irony that there is a universal, homogenized and globally-recognized symbol for Anarchy?
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Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
April 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
BUT HIS SIGNAL APP!!!
hillary clinton is smiling while speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd .
ALT: hillary clinton is smiling while speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
BUT HIS SIGNAL APP!!!
You're supposed to be leading the Resistance, not the Appeasement
March 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You're supposed to be leading the Resistance, not the Appeasement
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These are the same Senate Democrats who lectured the base for years about the importance of preserving the filibuster so it would still be available when Democrats were in the minority
March 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
These are the same Senate Democrats who lectured the base for years about the importance of preserving the filibuster so it would still be available when Democrats were in the minority
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No leader should by his decision create so much disunity and anger in his own party. That alone is political malpractice.
March 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
No leader should by his decision create so much disunity and anger in his own party. That alone is political malpractice.
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.