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SO AS OF TONIGHT, THE US HAS BOMBED IRAN. WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE CHANCE TO CELEBRATE NEW YORK'S WIN. IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE OUR DEAR COMMISSARY HAS BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD FOR THE PAST COUPLE HOURS. DOES HE HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT?? LEAK HIS EMAILS!!!!! WE NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
SO AS OF TONIGHT, THE US HAS BOMBED IRAN. WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE CHANCE TO CELEBRATE NEW YORK'S WIN. IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE OUR DEAR COMMISSARY HAS BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD FOR THE PAST COUPLE HOURS. DOES HE HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT?? LEAK HIS EMAILS!!!!! WE NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!
ANYBODY ELSE FEELS LIKE HOCKEY 2 IS JUST NOT THE SAME ANYMORE? GAMES OF OVER 10 GOALS, MASCOTS PLAYING ON THE ICE, LIZARD PLAYERS?! WE SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON THE SPORT ITSELF. DID WE PEAK IN SEASON 1? IS IT GUY LALIBERTE'S FAULT? PROBABLY IF YOU ASK ME. BUT NO ONE IS ASKING ME IT SEEMS.
June 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ANYBODY ELSE FEELS LIKE HOCKEY 2 IS JUST NOT THE SAME ANYMORE? GAMES OF OVER 10 GOALS, MASCOTS PLAYING ON THE ICE, LIZARD PLAYERS?! WE SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON THE SPORT ITSELF. DID WE PEAK IN SEASON 1? IS IT GUY LALIBERTE'S FAULT? PROBABLY IF YOU ASK ME. BUT NO ONE IS ASKING ME IT SEEMS.
SO THERE IS A REPTILIAN IN HOCKEY2? I PRAISE THE LORD THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA DOESN'T PICK UP THIS STORY. EVEN THOUGH I LOVE LIZARDS. THEY'RE SO COOL, WITH THEIR SKIN AND THEIR LITTLE CLAWS. I ALWAYS WANTED A LIZARD, SINCE I WAS A BOY. MY FAVORITE IS THE CHAMELEON.
June 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
SO THERE IS A REPTILIAN IN HOCKEY2? I PRAISE THE LORD THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA DOESN'T PICK UP THIS STORY. EVEN THOUGH I LOVE LIZARDS. THEY'RE SO COOL, WITH THEIR SKIN AND THEIR LITTLE CLAWS. I ALWAYS WANTED A LIZARD, SINCE I WAS A BOY. MY FAVORITE IS THE CHAMELEON.
LISTEN I LIKE GOALS AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY BUT I'M STILL NOT A FAN OF THE RIZZ RULE. THIS GUY GUY IS TURNING MY BELOVED LEAGUE INTO A CIRCUS!! THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!! I AM NO CLOWN!! BUT ONE THING I WILL SAY: PUCK A PUCK FROM MC ZAMBONIKA IS A GREAT ALBUM! I LISTEN TO IT EVERY DAY IN MY BATH!!
June 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
LISTEN I LIKE GOALS AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY BUT I'M STILL NOT A FAN OF THE RIZZ RULE. THIS GUY GUY IS TURNING MY BELOVED LEAGUE INTO A CIRCUS!! THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!! I AM NO CLOWN!! BUT ONE THING I WILL SAY: PUCK A PUCK FROM MC ZAMBONIKA IS A GREAT ALBUM! I LISTEN TO IT EVERY DAY IN MY BATH!!
SO MR LALIBERTE NEVER SPOKE TO ME ABOUT USING THE MASCOTS AS SUBS. HOPEFULLY HE WILL REALISE SOONER THAN LATER THAT I AM THE BOSS. THE BEST BOSS. BIG BOSS. BE CAREFUL GUY, YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE ADAM NEWPORT! I'M THE BEST PRESIDENT!!
June 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
SO MR LALIBERTE NEVER SPOKE TO ME ABOUT USING THE MASCOTS AS SUBS. HOPEFULLY HE WILL REALISE SOONER THAN LATER THAT I AM THE BOSS. THE BEST BOSS. BIG BOSS. BE CAREFUL GUY, YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE ADAM NEWPORT! I'M THE BEST PRESIDENT!!
LET ME BE CLEAR: LETTING ADAM NEWPORT GO WAS A STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL DECISION. IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT HE IS A SQUIRMY LITTLE WORM. HIRING IS NEPHEW AS VENISE'S NEW PLAYER WAS JUST THE LAST STRAW. I WISH HIM NOTHING BUT THE BEST IN HIS CAREER, BUT ONLY THE WORST IN HIS PERSONAL LIFE.
March 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
LET ME BE CLEAR: LETTING ADAM NEWPORT GO WAS A STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL DECISION. IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT HE IS A SQUIRMY LITTLE WORM. HIRING IS NEPHEW AS VENISE'S NEW PLAYER WAS JUST THE LAST STRAW. I WISH HIM NOTHING BUT THE BEST IN HIS CAREER, BUT ONLY THE WORST IN HIS PERSONAL LIFE.
WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY WE HAD A LITTLE RABBIT IN THE FAMILY AT THE HOUSE. VERY CUTE, FLUFFY. BUT THEN HE DIED AND I WAS SO SAD, I KEPT IT. THIS DEAD RABBIT WAS UNDER MY BED AND STARTING TO SMELL HORRIBLE. BUT I LOVED TO SLEEP WITH IT AND SMELL IT WHILE SLEEPING. I THINK NEWPORT IS JUST A BAD PERSON.
March 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY WE HAD A LITTLE RABBIT IN THE FAMILY AT THE HOUSE. VERY CUTE, FLUFFY. BUT THEN HE DIED AND I WAS SO SAD, I KEPT IT. THIS DEAD RABBIT WAS UNDER MY BED AND STARTING TO SMELL HORRIBLE. BUT I LOVED TO SLEEP WITH IT AND SMELL IT WHILE SLEEPING. I THINK NEWPORT IS JUST A BAD PERSON.
THE PEOPLE ARE NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS NEWPORT GUY, I'M TELLING YOU. I'VE SEEN IT. WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE THE GAMES ARE GREAT. SOME OF THE BEST GAMES IN HOCKEY HISTORY. BUT NEWPORT LOVES HEARING ABOUT HIMSELF IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA, LIKE THE LITTLE JUNGLE RAT THAT HE IS. GO ON A PODCAST OR SH*T UP!
March 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
THE PEOPLE ARE NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS NEWPORT GUY, I'M TELLING YOU. I'VE SEEN IT. WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE THE GAMES ARE GREAT. SOME OF THE BEST GAMES IN HOCKEY HISTORY. BUT NEWPORT LOVES HEARING ABOUT HIMSELF IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA, LIKE THE LITTLE JUNGLE RAT THAT HE IS. GO ON A PODCAST OR SH*T UP!
SO I JUST WOKE UP FROM MY SECOND NAP AND NEWPORT CHANGED THE PRICES OF EVERYTHING IN HOCKEY 2. WITHOUT ASKING ME, THE PRESIDENT!! VERY IRRESPONSIBLE BUT NOT SURPRISING COMING FROM THIS LITTLE MONKEY MAN. THIS IS STRIKE 2, NEXT STRIKE IS STRIKE 3!!
March 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
SO I JUST WOKE UP FROM MY SECOND NAP AND NEWPORT CHANGED THE PRICES OF EVERYTHING IN HOCKEY 2. WITHOUT ASKING ME, THE PRESIDENT!! VERY IRRESPONSIBLE BUT NOT SURPRISING COMING FROM THIS LITTLE MONKEY MAN. THIS IS STRIKE 2, NEXT STRIKE IS STRIKE 3!!
IMAGINE BEING A MOM AND YOUR SON BECOMES A CRUSTY LITTLE MAN LIKE ADAM NEWPORT. TRULY UNTRUSTWORTHY, A MISTAKE. HE MAKES ME THINK OF BENJAMIN BUTTON WHEN HE WAS SMALL AND OLD. WHAT A GREAT MOVIE THAT WAS, WITH THE GREAT BRAD PITT. SO MUCH CHARISMA, I AM VERY FOND OF THE GREAT ACTOR BRAD PITT.
February 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
IMAGINE BEING A MOM AND YOUR SON BECOMES A CRUSTY LITTLE MAN LIKE ADAM NEWPORT. TRULY UNTRUSTWORTHY, A MISTAKE. HE MAKES ME THINK OF BENJAMIN BUTTON WHEN HE WAS SMALL AND OLD. WHAT A GREAT MOVIE THAT WAS, WITH THE GREAT BRAD PITT. SO MUCH CHARISMA, I AM VERY FOND OF THE GREAT ACTOR BRAD PITT.
WHEN I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WITH NEWPORT I PEEKED AND HIS PEEPEE IS SO TINY. TRULY ABNORMAL SIZE FOR A MAN'S DONG. NEXT TIME I WILL SHOW HIM MINE SO HE CAN SEE A REAL MAN SHLONG. I HAVE DOUBLE NO TRIPLE THE MANHOOD HE HAS, AS YOU WANT A PRESIDENT TO BE. EVERYONE LOVES ME BECAUSE I'M A REAL MAN.
February 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
WHEN I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WITH NEWPORT I PEEKED AND HIS PEEPEE IS SO TINY. TRULY ABNORMAL SIZE FOR A MAN'S DONG. NEXT TIME I WILL SHOW HIM MINE SO HE CAN SEE A REAL MAN SHLONG. I HAVE DOUBLE NO TRIPLE THE MANHOOD HE HAS, AS YOU WANT A PRESIDENT TO BE. EVERYONE LOVES ME BECAUSE I'M A REAL MAN.
SPOKE TO THE VERY SMALL MR NEWPORT ON THE PHONE. GOOD CONVERSATION. MADE IT CLEAR THAT THE PRESIDENT IS REALLY THE ONE MAKING THE CALLS. I COULD HEAR HIM SQUIRM LIKE THE WORM HE IS. HIS NEW RULES WON'T BE FOLLOWED BY ANYBODY AS HE NOT A GREAT LEADER AT ALL! NOONE CARES ABOUT HIM, IT'S ALMOST SAD!!!!
February 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
SPOKE TO THE VERY SMALL MR NEWPORT ON THE PHONE. GOOD CONVERSATION. MADE IT CLEAR THAT THE PRESIDENT IS REALLY THE ONE MAKING THE CALLS. I COULD HEAR HIM SQUIRM LIKE THE WORM HE IS. HIS NEW RULES WON'T BE FOLLOWED BY ANYBODY AS HE NOT A GREAT LEADER AT ALL! NOONE CARES ABOUT HIM, IT'S ALMOST SAD!!!!