Michael Mayket
@michaelmayket.bsky.social
Twin Cities resident, husband, and father interested in politics, science, parenting, movies, comics, video games, etc.
#NeverTrump
He/Him/His
#NeverTrump
He/Him/His
May you make it to midnight without the Easter Bunny stealing your gold!
April 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
May you make it to midnight without the Easter Bunny stealing your gold!
Okay, allergies, you don't like me and I don't like you... so let's just agree to go our separate ways and never bother each other again.
March 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Okay, allergies, you don't like me and I don't like you... so let's just agree to go our separate ways and never bother each other again.
Do you choose to celebrate International Submarine Day today, or do you save your festivities for National Submarine Day on April 11th?
March 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Do you choose to celebrate International Submarine Day today, or do you save your festivities for National Submarine Day on April 11th?
There’s a Little Mermaid show on Disney+, and Ursula is Ariel’s “Auntie” and goes to her when she has a problem, and whenever my daughter is watching it all I can think is, “One day you’re going to gore your Auntie through her fucking gut and watch her corpse sink away never to be seen again!”
January 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
There’s a Little Mermaid show on Disney+, and Ursula is Ariel’s “Auntie” and goes to her when she has a problem, and whenever my daughter is watching it all I can think is, “One day you’re going to gore your Auntie through her fucking gut and watch her corpse sink away never to be seen again!”
75% of adulting in the 2020s is literally just breaking down boxes.
January 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
75% of adulting in the 2020s is literally just breaking down boxes.
I don’t know, this day didn’t really feel any shorter than yesterday to me. Just my opinion.
December 22, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I don’t know, this day didn’t really feel any shorter than yesterday to me. Just my opinion.
Rolo’s are a highly underrated candy.
December 18, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Rolo’s are a highly underrated candy.
The craziest person in Fight Club is the guy who says, "Can I be next?" after watching Tyler punch himself repeatedly in the face outside of the bar.
December 11, 2024 at 4:51 PM
The craziest person in Fight Club is the guy who says, "Can I be next?" after watching Tyler punch himself repeatedly in the face outside of the bar.
I just gave myself "double fingerguns" in the bathroom mirror so I must be doing something right.
December 8, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I just gave myself "double fingerguns" in the bathroom mirror so I must be doing something right.
It’s your annual reminder that if your balls feel like a bag of worms… that’s a problem!
December 6, 2024 at 3:04 AM
It’s your annual reminder that if your balls feel like a bag of worms… that’s a problem!
I don’t have guilty pleasures. I just have pleasures, and sometimes guilt, but never about the media I enjoy.
December 5, 2024 at 3:58 AM
I don’t have guilty pleasures. I just have pleasures, and sometimes guilt, but never about the media I enjoy.
Is 5 years old too young to start a new family tradition where we watch 2023’s Thanksgiving every year after dinner?
November 28, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Is 5 years old too young to start a new family tradition where we watch 2023’s Thanksgiving every year after dinner?
Hot take alert:
Usually, the musicals at the parade pick a good, crowd pleasing, stand alone number to perform. If that’s the best Death Becomes Her has got I don’t think I need to see that one.
Usually, the musicals at the parade pick a good, crowd pleasing, stand alone number to perform. If that’s the best Death Becomes Her has got I don’t think I need to see that one.
November 28, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Hot take alert:
Usually, the musicals at the parade pick a good, crowd pleasing, stand alone number to perform. If that’s the best Death Becomes Her has got I don’t think I need to see that one.
Usually, the musicals at the parade pick a good, crowd pleasing, stand alone number to perform. If that’s the best Death Becomes Her has got I don’t think I need to see that one.
While Idina Menzel was performing at the Thanksgiving day parade I decided to look to up if she was still married to Taye Diggs. She’s not, but I learned she is married to the boy from the “Let’s Hear It For the Boy” video. I hope for her wedding vows she just sang that song.
November 28, 2024 at 9:58 PM
While Idina Menzel was performing at the Thanksgiving day parade I decided to look to up if she was still married to Taye Diggs. She’s not, but I learned she is married to the boy from the “Let’s Hear It For the Boy” video. I hope for her wedding vows she just sang that song.
So, 2 ambulances and a bunch of secret service vans were at Mar a lago and then departed. The official story is they were part of JD Vance’s motorcade. Why does JD Vance have 2 ambulances in his motorcade? Is it literally just to run red lights?
November 21, 2024 at 10:14 PM
So, 2 ambulances and a bunch of secret service vans were at Mar a lago and then departed. The official story is they were part of JD Vance’s motorcade. Why does JD Vance have 2 ambulances in his motorcade? Is it literally just to run red lights?
Seriously, an entire city has turned all of its first responder emergency services over to a 10 year old boy and seven dogs… IT’S INSANE!
#PawPatrolThoughts
#PawPatrolThoughts
November 19, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Seriously, an entire city has turned all of its first responder emergency services over to a 10 year old boy and seven dogs… IT’S INSANE!
#PawPatrolThoughts
#PawPatrolThoughts
Shira: Did you have a snack when you got home?
Zivah: No, I just had graham crackers and a string cheese.
Zivah: No, I just had graham crackers and a string cheese.
November 19, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Shira: Did you have a snack when you got home?
Zivah: No, I just had graham crackers and a string cheese.
Zivah: No, I just had graham crackers and a string cheese.
My wife asked me to start putting together the new elliptical. I was afraid it would be complicated, but it turns out it’s only 4 steps. I should be done in no time.
November 19, 2024 at 12:27 AM
My wife asked me to start putting together the new elliptical. I was afraid it would be complicated, but it turns out it’s only 4 steps. I should be done in no time.
What a terrible time to not be a terrible person.
November 18, 2024 at 8:42 PM
What a terrible time to not be a terrible person.
November 18, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Remember Dobby? This is what they look like now.
October 10, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Remember Dobby? This is what they look like now.