Michael Macintosh
@michaelmacintosh.bsky.social
I’m a dude that tells you I’m a time traveler, government agent, musician, crypto-bro. My videos have horrible audio quality, and look worse than a ransom request, My band young astronauts club has an awesome name, but our music sucks.
I am the lord master of contradictions, i say goodbye to YouTube, and then post a video the next day, of course about being time traveler.
June 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I am the lord master of contradictions, i say goodbye to YouTube, and then post a video the next day, of course about being time traveler.
I deleted one of my 8 Facebook profiles today, because no one wants to listen to a middle aged white guy that sucks as a musician rant about politics, religion or social issues, because I have nothing new to add, and the same 18 people that followed me had enough..
May 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I deleted one of my 8 Facebook profiles today, because no one wants to listen to a middle aged white guy that sucks as a musician rant about politics, religion or social issues, because I have nothing new to add, and the same 18 people that followed me had enough..
People will want to vote for me, because I refer to people as NPC, or non playable characters, basically “nothing people”..
May 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
People will want to vote for me, because I refer to people as NPC, or non playable characters, basically “nothing people”..
Yes I am a walking contradiction, I tell everyone that I don’t follow my favorite musicians politics, but I constantly spew mine at you while saying I’m a musician.
May 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Yes I am a walking contradiction, I tell everyone that I don’t follow my favorite musicians politics, but I constantly spew mine at you while saying I’m a musician.
I love acting that I’m an expert in every other religion, because I state that I’m a minister in one. Yes because I work at a Burger King, I can manage a 5 star steakhouse..
May 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I love acting that I’m an expert in every other religion, because I state that I’m a minister in one. Yes because I work at a Burger King, I can manage a 5 star steakhouse..
I had a terrible car accident, that has limited my actual working, has created mood swings and other mental health issues, yet I still spew ideas of anti vaccination and expect to be taken seriously
April 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I had a terrible car accident, that has limited my actual working, has created mood swings and other mental health issues, yet I still spew ideas of anti vaccination and expect to be taken seriously
I’m just like George santos, a no talent, second rate grifter, at least he used his real name, that takes guts, which I lack.
April 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’m just like George santos, a no talent, second rate grifter, at least he used his real name, that takes guts, which I lack.
Despite the fact I’ve said I’m not religious in one live stream, in my latest, I mention that I am an evangelical minister..how’s that for fn. crazy?!
April 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Despite the fact I’ve said I’m not religious in one live stream, in my latest, I mention that I am an evangelical minister..how’s that for fn. crazy?!
I’m all for being pro American when I need to be all alt-righty. When the side of liberals become more popular, I pull the “I’m European and better than you all” card. Either way I win whatever argument. Don’t get me started on time travel..
April 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m all for being pro American when I need to be all alt-righty. When the side of liberals become more popular, I pull the “I’m European and better than you all” card. Either way I win whatever argument. Don’t get me started on time travel..
I think if I met Jesus, he’d hate me and my music..
April 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I think if I met Jesus, he’d hate me and my music..
I love the fact that when I want to act like I’m better than Americans, I pull the “I’m an Irish citizen”, but when I want to appear like I’m one of the oppressed white males, I forget that and almost get to the point of saying “get er dun”..
April 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I love the fact that when I want to act like I’m better than Americans, I pull the “I’m an Irish citizen”, but when I want to appear like I’m one of the oppressed white males, I forget that and almost get to the point of saying “get er dun”..
I’ve promised to be less talkative, but that’s something I can’t do, as I have diarrhea of the mind, and think that everyone else should listen to what a looser like myself has to say about everything..
April 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’ve promised to be less talkative, but that’s something I can’t do, as I have diarrhea of the mind, and think that everyone else should listen to what a looser like myself has to say about everything..
I’ve mentioned on FB that when I was young I started record labels, and wanted to bet the DJT of the music industry. I succeeded, because all of those “record labels” failed, just like DJT’s businesses..
April 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I’ve mentioned on FB that when I was young I started record labels, and wanted to bet the DJT of the music industry. I succeeded, because all of those “record labels” failed, just like DJT’s businesses..
I have so many x accounts that I’ve lost track, and defeats the purpose of having any of them, but I can only get the same people to follow all of them, because after that initial push, no one else cares, because I’m a lonely bum with no actual life..
April 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I have so many x accounts that I’ve lost track, and defeats the purpose of having any of them, but I can only get the same people to follow all of them, because after that initial push, no one else cares, because I’m a lonely bum with no actual life..
I think kid rock visiting the White House was a great event, so if you take that into consideration you will probably think my music is a self made dumpster fire..
April 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I think kid rock visiting the White House was a great event, so if you take that into consideration you will probably think my music is a self made dumpster fire..
Boy I was wayyy off, nothing like a time traveler that can’t predict the future..
April 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Boy I was wayyy off, nothing like a time traveler that can’t predict the future..
I did 2 live streams where I called the audiences, NPC (non playable characters) yeah I should be president because I view other people like this, and of course a man boy that still plays video games..
March 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I did 2 live streams where I called the audiences, NPC (non playable characters) yeah I should be president because I view other people like this, and of course a man boy that still plays video games..
Yes I am a time traveler, and like all time travelers, I never bothered to get any winning lottery numbers to bring back with me to get attention that time travel isn’t a hidden govt program. So we’re all dumber than the guy from back to the future with the sports almanac..
March 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yes I am a time traveler, and like all time travelers, I never bothered to get any winning lottery numbers to bring back with me to get attention that time travel isn’t a hidden govt program. So we’re all dumber than the guy from back to the future with the sports almanac..
I’m all Into the restrictions applied by the current admin, but as I identify as a Viking, I can go anywhere I want. So for anyone that’s gonna get stopped by ICE, tell them you identify as an ancient Nordic traveler, that should work..
March 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m all Into the restrictions applied by the current admin, but as I identify as a Viking, I can go anywhere I want. So for anyone that’s gonna get stopped by ICE, tell them you identify as an ancient Nordic traveler, that should work..
I am not young, nor am I an astronaut, and I’m not popular to be in a club. But naming my band “middle aged unemployed guy” doesn’t sound like a 90’s alt rock band, it just sounds like the truth.
March 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I am not young, nor am I an astronaut, and I’m not popular to be in a club. But naming my band “middle aged unemployed guy” doesn’t sound like a 90’s alt rock band, it just sounds like the truth.
I’ve posted on FB about pretending to be someone, and being self actualized,I tagged my wife in there as well, ironically I’m not using our real names #makehowlettthegreatestagain
March 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’ve posted on FB about pretending to be someone, and being self actualized,I tagged my wife in there as well, ironically I’m not using our real names #makehowlettthegreatestagain
Reposted by Michael Macintosh
Only I could make a post on FB about the British government and hash tag it “make America the greatest again”.. it’s like wearing a Pepsi hat while drinking a coke. I am such a f-ing moron
March 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Only I could make a post on FB about the British government and hash tag it “make America the greatest again”.. it’s like wearing a Pepsi hat while drinking a coke. I am such a f-ing moron
Me at Harvard..legit
March 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Me at Harvard..legit
I use a knife and fork to eat frozen pizza..
March 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I use a knife and fork to eat frozen pizza..