Michael Lammer
@michaellammer.bsky.social
Yes, it probably was a shitty take
literally every article of clothing I own
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
literally every article of clothing I own
take ibuprofen before bed
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
take ibuprofen before bed
Tired but capable of storming a castle
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Tired but capable of storming a castle
Taking notes for the next selfie post
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Taking notes for the next selfie post
Motor City two packs from Costco are my go to
On an unrelated note, my blood tests are a train wreck
On an unrelated note, my blood tests are a train wreck
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Motor City two packs from Costco are my go to
On an unrelated note, my blood tests are a train wreck
On an unrelated note, my blood tests are a train wreck
well, then he's not wrong because those are some very stupid people
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
well, then he's not wrong because those are some very stupid people
If I ever have to choose between being careful and safety equipment, I'll take equipment every time because I'm likely to skip being careful
I am less likely to forget safety equipment
I am less likely to forget safety equipment
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If I ever have to choose between being careful and safety equipment, I'll take equipment every time because I'm likely to skip being careful
I am less likely to forget safety equipment
I am less likely to forget safety equipment
This is why I have multiple kevlar gloves
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is why I have multiple kevlar gloves
I have been so confused as to what Al has been up to lately because of this
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I have been so confused as to what Al has been up to lately because of this
someone made a comment about the southcom guys doing the strikes refusing an order and I think that's probably a lot less clear. it seems like it would be difficult to know if the intelligence was good (at least in the beginning) to know how legal it really was
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
someone made a comment about the southcom guys doing the strikes refusing an order and I think that's probably a lot less clear. it seems like it would be difficult to know if the intelligence was good (at least in the beginning) to know how legal it really was
imagine being a guy that can only aspire to be a box checker for a protocol that was depreciated a decade ago.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
imagine being a guy that can only aspire to be a box checker for a protocol that was depreciated a decade ago.
I wanted Muppet Glass Onion with Fozzie doing Bautista's manosphere influencer gig
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I wanted Muppet Glass Onion with Fozzie doing Bautista's manosphere influencer gig
Walmart also cut the list of things for Thanksgiving by like five items, so it wasn't even about generic
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Walmart also cut the list of things for Thanksgiving by like five items, so it wasn't even about generic
Fallout ghoul extra
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Fallout ghoul extra
water since its the end of my shift and I need to be asleep in a few hours, but something from Cameron's when I get up
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
water since its the end of my shift and I need to be asleep in a few hours, but something from Cameron's when I get up
we used to hit a chinese buffet when the extended family met at an equidistant location for everyone, missing those trips now
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
we used to hit a chinese buffet when the extended family met at an equidistant location for everyone, missing those trips now
I did it last summer and immediately needed a cable I knew I had in it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I did it last summer and immediately needed a cable I knew I had in it.
sending hugs and thoughts of soup
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
sending hugs and thoughts of soup
As I drag my ender 5 to the trash, is there a printer you do recommend?
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
As I drag my ender 5 to the trash, is there a printer you do recommend?
You ran from the octochicken
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You ran from the octochicken
We just watched the Muppets Christmas but I'm refusing to get the tree down from the attic
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We just watched the Muppets Christmas but I'm refusing to get the tree down from the attic
I did until he hard no'd Muppet knives out, now he's garbage (only slightly joking)
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I did until he hard no'd Muppet knives out, now he's garbage (only slightly joking)
You probably sound great, I sound like stoned Kermit the frog
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You probably sound great, I sound like stoned Kermit the frog