@michaelkj.bsky.social
Thanks, but I usually call it “weed”, not “skank”.
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Thanks, but I usually call it “weed”, not “skank”.
Those two New Yorkers are gonna be so disappointed.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Those two New Yorkers are gonna be so disappointed.
It's past time for regime change with the Democratic Party. Depose Schumer first.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's past time for regime change with the Democratic Party. Depose Schumer first.
And the Queen wants you dead for speaking the truth.
October 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
And the Queen wants you dead for speaking the truth.
Do your white blood cells have a 40 hour work week too?
October 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Do your white blood cells have a 40 hour work week too?
What are good days like? This is 2025, we don’t have those.
October 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
What are good days like? This is 2025, we don’t have those.
Someone needs to take care of “ill Duce” right away.
October 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Someone needs to take care of “ill Duce” right away.
People in the car can unlock the doors and leave. THIS is like being locked in the trunk, ziptied.
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
People in the car can unlock the doors and leave. THIS is like being locked in the trunk, ziptied.
So when does James take over hosting Jeopardy!?
September 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So when does James take over hosting Jeopardy!?
Did Mike Lee just shoot his load live on Fox News?
September 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Did Mike Lee just shoot his load live on Fox News?
Careful - our doctors will use this post as proof that we’re lying about our pain.
September 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Careful - our doctors will use this post as proof that we’re lying about our pain.
They really should make assassin-proof caps for those bottles.
September 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They really should make assassin-proof caps for those bottles.
He’s only ‘mostly dead’. Mostly his arteries and soul.
September 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
He’s only ‘mostly dead’. Mostly his arteries and soul.
Oh, I’m sure I could have found ways to be poor without my chronic illness.
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Oh, I’m sure I could have found ways to be poor without my chronic illness.
(Smack) “And you don’t look slapped.”
August 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
(Smack) “And you don’t look slapped.”
But only if the flag is less than 15 years old.
August 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
But only if the flag is less than 15 years old.
Proving once again that The Economist is only for the wealthy. Don't bother reading, minorities. 😒
August 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Proving once again that The Economist is only for the wealthy. Don't bother reading, minorities. 😒
Who? Keen Dane?
August 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Who? Keen Dane?
It's not a mystery - people have been killing others to profit or cling to power since Cain slew Abel.
August 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's not a mystery - people have been killing others to profit or cling to power since Cain slew Abel.
He's the guy from the Bible who killed his brother and was cursed with dark skin, right?
August 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
He's the guy from the Bible who killed his brother and was cursed with dark skin, right?
So the man who touched underage boys is protecting the man who touched underage girls. Nope, nothing to see here. 😒
August 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So the man who touched underage boys is protecting the man who touched underage girls. Nope, nothing to see here. 😒