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Michael ⚡️
@michaeljensen.bsky.social
GTM @ Transcend. Santa Clara University alum. Reader. Writer.
imagine saying you run 3+ companies without using a computer
June 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
everything you’ve heard about Astro Bot is true. it ABSOLUTELY deserved GOTY.

buy it while it’s on sale
January 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
generation beta will be the end of America. Calling it
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
sama sitting in rented SF office space “but does it vibe?”

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/open...
The Next Great Leap in AI Is Behind Schedule and Crazy Expensive
The startup has run into problem after problem on its new artificial-intelligence project, code-named Orion.
www.wsj.com
December 21, 2024 at 11:25 PM
we still have monkey brains. don’t forget.
humans are fascinating in their pursuit of novel stimuli. I love how people will expend great effort (e.g., carrying way too many grocery bags) to avoid even the smallest amount of tedium (e.g., two trips to the car)
December 13, 2024 at 7:56 PM
san francisco is a hellscape. don’t come here
December 12, 2024 at 4:15 AM
this feed algo is way better than zwitter and x

threads feels like the millennial version of FB to IG’s mall interface.

meanwhile, this feels like OG twitter
December 11, 2024 at 3:57 AM
hello world
December 9, 2024 at 11:46 PM