I’m him on stage in case you didn’t know

Quote post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies what they’re dealing with.

Me and @sarahknowsball.bsky.social were able to convince 60% of guardians tw*tt*r that we were dating with just one pic so here ya go

Christopher Antonetti, how much honey do you want?

Spot the difference

Allow me to reintroduce myself

I’m Michael. Not to toot my own horn but I am likely the creator of many of your fav guards tw*tt*r memes 😅

Aside from a meme machine, I am 24, I make rap music, I’m engaged to the love of my life, and I love the Cleveland Guardians

For the first time: go guards ❤️💙

Very important things are happening in my Amazon cart rn

Good morning, GuardsSky