Michael Hoffman
@michaelhoffman99.bsky.social
Tennessee native son. I am a seeker of truth. I despise liars. I will call out those that push lies for their own benefit, especially politicians that are paid to represent me.
Okay, which Trump sycophant sucked his tiny mushroom so hard that it detached from his body?
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Okay, which Trump sycophant sucked his tiny mushroom so hard that it detached from his body?
Oops! Scott Jennings applied a little too much suction and detached Trump's penis from his body.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Oops! Scott Jennings applied a little too much suction and detached Trump's penis from his body.
What goes around comes around, Donnie.
October 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
What goes around comes around, Donnie.
Donald Trump hates this photo.
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
October 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Donald Trump hates this photo.
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
This is what I see when I look at Tim Burchett.
October 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is what I see when I look at Tim Burchett.
You know how I can tell this is AI generated?
Trump's pants are still zipped and Mike Johnson's mouth is on the wrong body part.
Trump's pants are still zipped and Mike Johnson's mouth is on the wrong body part.
September 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You know how I can tell this is AI generated?
Trump's pants are still zipped and Mike Johnson's mouth is on the wrong body part.
Trump's pants are still zipped and Mike Johnson's mouth is on the wrong body part.
This is Mike Johnson's favorite scene from "Airplane".
September 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This is Mike Johnson's favorite scene from "Airplane".
His mother. She looks like the mummy of Gumby.
September 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
His mother. She looks like the mummy of Gumby.
I just sent the following email to Robert Iger Robert.a.iger@disney.com
I encourage you to all do the same.
I encourage you to all do the same.
September 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I just sent the following email to Robert Iger Robert.a.iger@disney.com
I encourage you to all do the same.
I encourage you to all do the same.