Michael G. Munz
@michaelgmunz.bsky.social
Seattle author, geek, and LV-426 timeshare holder.
Writer of Zeus Is Dead: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure and other novels!
https://linktr.ee/michaelgmunz
Writer of Zeus Is Dead: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure and other novels!
https://linktr.ee/michaelgmunz
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard of releasing the Epstein Files and punishing pedophiles?
September 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard of releasing the Epstein Files and punishing pedophiles?
Walking home near the grocery store, I spotted an avocado that someone had apparently dropped on the pavement.
Now I can't get the word "sidewalk-amole" out of my head.
Now I can't get the word "sidewalk-amole" out of my head.
June 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Walking home near the grocery store, I spotted an avocado that someone had apparently dropped on the pavement.
Now I can't get the word "sidewalk-amole" out of my head.
Now I can't get the word "sidewalk-amole" out of my head.
Me to the gnat flitting around my office, which I've so far ignored, when it starts flying in my face:
June 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Me to the gnat flitting around my office, which I've so far ignored, when it starts flying in my face:
Reposted by Michael G. Munz
Happy Fragile Straight Man Month!
June 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Happy Fragile Straight Man Month!
"But the Smurfs delved too greedily, and too deep..."
May 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"But the Smurfs delved too greedily, and too deep..."
I was today years old when I realized that "Honk if you're horny!" is a pun and not just a bumper sticker celebrating general arousal. 😂
May 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I was today years old when I realized that "Honk if you're horny!" is a pun and not just a bumper sticker celebrating general arousal. 😂
Imagine history without these vital words:
"Climate science"
"Equality"
"Accessible"
"Feminism"
"Mental health"
#bannedwords
"Climate science"
"Equality"
"Accessible"
"Feminism"
"Mental health"
#bannedwords
April 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Imagine history without these vital words:
"Climate science"
"Equality"
"Accessible"
"Feminism"
"Mental health"
#bannedwords
"Climate science"
"Equality"
"Accessible"
"Feminism"
"Mental health"
#bannedwords
He's the Presidential equivalent of the logging truck from Final Destination 2.
March 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
He's the Presidential equivalent of the logging truck from Final Destination 2.
Pi Day is a fake holiday manufactured by the Bakery-Mathematical Complex as a ploy to sell more math.
😉
😉
March 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Pi Day is a fake holiday manufactured by the Bakery-Mathematical Complex as a ploy to sell more math.
😉
😉
I'm watching Fright Night and my brain made me do this.
March 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm watching Fright Night and my brain made me do this.
Trump has inflicted chaos and confusion, freezing billions in clean energy investments that create jobs and lower costs, firing experts and workers and blocking protections that save lives. Congress must #StandStrongForClimate & stop Trump's climate chaos app.sosha.ai/s/LTqmW2k8
Tell Congress: Save Clean Energy
app.sosha.ai
March 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Trump has inflicted chaos and confusion, freezing billions in clean energy investments that create jobs and lower costs, firing experts and workers and blocking protections that save lives. Congress must #StandStrongForClimate & stop Trump's climate chaos app.sosha.ai/s/LTqmW2k8
Fun fact! With only a little bit of effort, you can turn an Amazon packing bag into a stylish and functional shower cap! 😀
February 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Fun fact! With only a little bit of effort, you can turn an Amazon packing bag into a stylish and functional shower cap! 😀
Doing dry February and pledging to eat healthier has seriously depleted the tools in my coping toolbox 😂😜😭
February 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Doing dry February and pledging to eat healthier has seriously depleted the tools in my coping toolbox 😂😜😭
Current status: Eating my feelings.
Because they are delicious.
Because they are delicious.
February 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Current status: Eating my feelings.
Because they are delicious.
Because they are delicious.
Some of y'all don't know to not let Toonces drive, and it shows.
January 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Some of y'all don't know to not let Toonces drive, and it shows.
He's my favorite Autobot! 🤣
January 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
He's my favorite Autobot! 🤣
The male Gen X journey:
1) Relating to Bart Simpson
2) Relating to Homer Simpson
3) Relating to Grandpa Simpson
Now excuse me while I go tie an onion to my belt...
1) Relating to Bart Simpson
2) Relating to Homer Simpson
3) Relating to Grandpa Simpson
Now excuse me while I go tie an onion to my belt...
January 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The male Gen X journey:
1) Relating to Bart Simpson
2) Relating to Homer Simpson
3) Relating to Grandpa Simpson
Now excuse me while I go tie an onion to my belt...
1) Relating to Bart Simpson
2) Relating to Homer Simpson
3) Relating to Grandpa Simpson
Now excuse me while I go tie an onion to my belt...
I don't run with riff raff, and I only drink on the weekend. Me specialty's an Englishman!
January 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I don't run with riff raff, and I only drink on the weekend. Me specialty's an Englishman!
I could be home now, drinking this monster eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid!
December 25, 2024 at 7:25 AM
I could be home now, drinking this monster eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid!
Christmas-up a Lord of the Rings quote!
"I will help you eat these Christmas cookies, Frodo Baggins, as long as they are yours to eat."
#LOTRChristmas
"I will help you eat these Christmas cookies, Frodo Baggins, as long as they are yours to eat."
#LOTRChristmas
December 23, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Christmas-up a Lord of the Rings quote!
"I will help you eat these Christmas cookies, Frodo Baggins, as long as they are yours to eat."
#LOTRChristmas
"I will help you eat these Christmas cookies, Frodo Baggins, as long as they are yours to eat."
#LOTRChristmas
Any sufficiently advanced people is indistinguishable from Soylent Green.
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Any sufficiently advanced people is indistinguishable from Soylent Green.
We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a weekend nearby?
December 17, 2024 at 3:44 PM
We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a weekend nearby?
I'm "Yippie ki-yay, Mister Falcon" years old.
December 13, 2024 at 4:58 AM
I'm "Yippie ki-yay, Mister Falcon" years old.