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Michael Erard
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Writer, linguist. 3rd book: BYE BYE I LOVE YOU, on first and last words. The Economist: "Beautiful and strangely comforting." LARB: "Wise and gracefully written." Others: "Indelible." To buy: https://bit.ly/4kN0PKa

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the first slide of my presentation. on a bright orange field is the cover image of my book, and the title texst, "writing, revising, rewriting and re-revising Bye Bye I Love You Michael Erard Undergraduate Writing Center UT-Austin 10 November 2025"
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I laughed. This is in Austin, Texas, a place not known for its rain. (I live in the Netherlands, where floors and umbrellas are apparently tougher.)
A stand in a building lobby in which hang long clear plastic bags with the words “please keep floor dry…wet bag” with an image of an umbrella between the words wet and bag
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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pink. When you do the top and bottom colors as the poles of a gradient, you get this.

thanks, @mitpress.bsky.social designers!
a color field in which a sky blue at the top grades into a pink at the bottom
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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color theory on a book cover

I just noticed something cool about the cover of BYE BYE I LOVE YOU: for slides I'm creating (for a talk in Belgium in December), I pulled colors from the cover and realize the lighter color of the YOU isn't in fact silver (as it had always registered to me) but
the cover of my book. the top of the title is dark blue, while the lower parts of "you" are lighter colored. in context (and against the white) that light color looks silver.
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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A white man lying on a wooden floor, Inside a taped crime scene outline of a body,
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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i started writing a little thing about biking and couldn't resist making this image
a motor map of the brain, which is mostly circular. there's a face and open mouth at three o'clock, a large hand at two o'clock, and a trunk and legs that extend backwards to about ten o'clock. at nine o'clock i've placed an icon of a bicycle
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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In BYE BYE I LOVE YOU I write about the damage that unrealistic expectations for language at the end of life can. do.

Here's one example.

The author is writing about the deathbed vigil his family kept for his father, who was a difficult person and a mystery.
Sure, death seemed to be winning, but our stories put up a good fight. Dementia had transformed his mind into a desert, but I imagined our stories planting seeds that might wake him up. Soon, terminal lucidity would kick in. Soon he would speak. We kept hoping for an ending that would make sense.
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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cc @anthonymoser.com
anthony moser's template for "eating the frame": on the left side of the diagram, "kings." On the right side, "no kings." Underneath is a large pink pokemon-shaped character with a wide open mouth saying "Trump doesn't care about the consent of the governed, or the fact it's a bedrock principle in America. We remain governable, but we withdraw consent."
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I can’t read the article because paywall, but the argument here is wrong.
Screenshot of a popular mechanics piece whose title is “the dying utter similar final words. A mysterious shift in consciousnsss may explain why.”
October 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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draw this with wire under the light of a full moon to summon the loas of cyberspace
October 8, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Here’s a sigil
A silhouette map of the US (sans Alaska and Hawaii) showing the links of ARPAnet in March 1972. The lines stretch between clusters of nodes on each coast
October 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Funny immigrant story. My wife won one of these as a bingo prize last night. Actually, someone else won it but passed her the winning ticket. "I already have one," he said. She tried to give it to other people. "We already have one," she was told. Turns out that EVERYONE has one.
a multilayer grill like contraption in black and chrome metal. the image is taken from an online site. on the top plate are some sausages and vegetables. on the lower plate is an egg and some white substance, perhaps cheese? the staged appliance also has four wooden paddles and two black trays for inserting on the lower plate.
October 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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@maastrichtu.bsky.social, where I work, deployed its PR machine in my direction and ran a nice profile of me in the uni magazine. The photo was taken at the Sint Janskerk in front of a massive stone sculpture of a reclining skeleton emblazoned with the words MEMENTO MORI (not visible here)
a white man with a white beard wearing a dark sweater sits at a table, gesticulating about something or other with both hands. behind him are visible the ribcage and legs of a reclining skeleton
October 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Re Jane Goodall: this bit from a draft of an old Science story of mine about names for research animals. That she was pre-empted in the naming practice got edited out.
The conferring of names makes sense when researchers spend significant time with individual animals, either in captivity or the field. As far back as 1931, the first chimp to be reared as human as part of a study had a name: Gua. Before World War II, a Japanese zoologist named Kinji Imanishi was in Mongolia studying wild horses, research that depended on recognizing individual horses. So he gave them nicknames. In 1948, Imanishi – who is now regarded as the father of Japanese primatology -- began studying a troop of wild Japanese monkey on the Toi-peninsula, where he applied the same nicknaming method. Chimpanzee expert Jane Goodall is often portrayed as a pioneer of naming because when she first wrote about the Kasakela chimpanzee community in Tanzania in the early 1960s, her chimp names (Barebum, Paleface, Mr. McGregor, Fifii) were controversial. “I began to recognize some of them as individual and gave them names that seemed to suit them. They are as distinct, one from another, as human beings,” Goodall has written. But Imanishi had named monkeys in the wild first.
October 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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A new Amazon review of BYE BYE I LOVE YOU that really speaks to its personal impact on a reader
a screenshot of an Amazon book review. five stars, the headline is "beautifully written and researched--and it helped me grieve." the full review goes: Last fall I spent a month caring for my father, who was dying of COPD and lung cancer. As he weakened, I often had trouble figuring out what he was trying to say. I felt sure we were doing everything we could do to keep him comfortable, but it upset me that I couldn’t understand. Bye Bye I Love You has helped me reframe how I think about my interactions with my Dad during his last few weeks. It unpacks the way (first and) last words have come to be seen as significant, and shows how cultural expectations often fail to account for the physical and neurological realities of dying. Reading it, I found myself re-examining my own expectations about what end-of-life should look like, and being gentler with myself. Without the sadness and shame that came from not understanding, I’m remembering the communicative creativity of Dad’s last days. Instead of dwelling in feelings of my own inadequacy, I’m taking joy in his last smile.
September 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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covers of my three books: Um: Slips, Stumbles, and Verbal Blunders, and What They Mean, which is black text (except for the subtitle, which is red) on a white background; Babel No More: The search for the world's most extraordinary language learners, with red titling, a lime background, and an illustration of a phrenology model part of whose head is replaced by a globe; and Bye Bye I Love You: The Story of Our First and Last Words, which has blue-silver serif lettering on a white background.
September 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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this is a screenshot of a digital search hit that reads, Citation: The sadness of the sea, by B Ras, Salmagundi, 1997--search.proquest.com...and why are they writing messages on bullets? Save, Cite, Related articles.
September 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Here was the chart that @kjephd.bsky.social posted
September 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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There's a lot of stories about Isaac Asimov. Here's mine.

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a stained, rectangular ticket that says, LSC presens a lecture by Isaac Asimov, 8:00 PM Monday, November 20, 1978 Kresge Auditorium, MIT Admit One, $5.00 ($3.00 with MIT or Wellesley ID) Non-Refundable Unreserved Seating.
September 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Renting a car at the Avis place and the Latour is still there. Why? I asked the clerk. We don’t know, he said, everybody who knows books asks us, and it’s just there. Who knows why it’s there.
A Dutch translation of Bruno Latour’s Parliament of Things on a maple-colored wood table A shot of the table with the book on it, in the background a screen that says Avis
August 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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A very real ex of language at the end of life from actress Sharon Stone (and a healthy framing of the situation, crediting the delirium and downplaying the last utterance).

Though it makes for a good story (which she’s probably told a lot), it shows how these things aren’t essentially treasured.
she said terrible things to me. Dot swore like a Portuguese dock worker." Which takes us to her mother's final days. "She said: 'I'm going to kick you in the cunt, to me probably 40 times in the last five days. But that was her delirium. And when the last thing your mother says to you before she dies is: 'You talk too much, you make me want to commit suicide, and the whole rooms laughs, you think: that's a hard one to go out on, Mom! But that's how she was.
August 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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On one hand, I firmly believe there’s no single story, which is the single story, and that no one can tell it, and if you could it would be unbelievable.

On the other hand, racket theory:
August 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Everybody gets these emails, but 🤣🤣🤣
Archives of Urology and Nephrology (ISSN: 2836-5828) Dear Dr. Michael Erard It is our pleasure to extend an invitation for you to submit your recent work to Archives of Urology and Nephrology. We greatly valued your previous contribution, Beyond Last Words: Patterns of Linguistic and Interactional Behavior in a Historical Sample of Dying Hospital Patients which demonstrated a strong alignment with the aims of our journal.
August 8, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Folk forensic linguistics. Reminds me of the language tests given to asylum seekers in the early 2000s
July 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM