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Michael Eldredge
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Math enthusiast and teacher.
Working for Tulsa Community College.
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So, I am about 90% sure this trophy was sculpted by an artist who knew that it was going to a truly awful person for truly awful reasons and decided to see how bleak of an image they could get away with.

My complements to the artist.
The FIFA peace prize is a gold stature of monstrous decaying hands reaching for a world that has been warped by the calamities that have befallen it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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I have to post this now.

(Stolen from litterbox.com )
Litterbox comic that compares the recent 6-7 meme to Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. (42)
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I remember this banger inspired by your thread in the Other Place.

Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If you can't get there without him And you don't know much about him If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If you're running off your mouth And his buddy lives down south If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed If his haircut's tight and high Fits better with a suit and tie If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed If he wants you to repeat it Where the chat room won't delete it If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed
November 23, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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Reskeet with a favorite book from your childhood.
Cover of "The Runaway Bunny" By Margaret Wise Brown Pictures by Clement Hurd
November 14, 2024 at 2:52 AM