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Michael Sims
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Geek.
Genderfluid.
Pansexual.

This is my "the world is on fire and I need to scream about it" account. If you want to read geeky stuff, follow @earth2.bsky.social.
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i wanna try something. quote this post if you’re a man who hates the manosphere
August 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Want so bad.
August 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
He's in the files. We all know this. He knows we know this.

But the fact that he can't spin or lie or "witch hunt" his way out of it, his anger and frustration and panic, tells me someone who owns him is also in those files, and he's F-U-C-K-I-N-G terrified of their names being leaked.
August 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Look at this 22-year-old dork.
June 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If you're going to bring food into the office, for the love of Spock, let people know it has alcohol in it *before* they put it in their mouths.
May 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is oddly passive aggressive.
May 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Rand Paul is unserious.

I think he sees what Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez are accomplishing and wants a piece of that, so he's pushing back on Trump in ways he knows he can get away with (RE: tariffs, the plane).

He doesn't have a strong enough spine to actually stand up to bigger problems, though.
Rand Paul on Fox Biz: "I do think the jet probably sends the wrong signal, and I don't like the look or appearance of it, so I would hope he would reject it. The Constitution specifically says you can't take gifts from foreign leaders."
May 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
On the way to the store, we saw a couple [F,M,40s]. She said, "Well, it was nice meeting you?" Awkward hug.

About 45 minutes later I saw them in Target. He was rather handsy. She attempted to deflect with giggles and a girlish "Stop." When he didn't, she went dead cold: "Stop or I'll drop you."
May 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The look of a teenager who knows they're about to be on the sharp end of a parent's outburst.

Dude is literally - LITERALLY - trying to sink into the couch.
February 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important

Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone

Call it a Day Of Transparency
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I left Facebook when a family member equated wearing masks to the plight of Jews in 1930s Germany.

Yesterday, I did the same with Twitter after its Dork Lord started making Nazi salutes and jokes.

I refuse to tolerate that shit.
January 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This little guy.
January 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Do yourself a favor and read this from Fox News contributor Ben Domenech.

I’d like to report a murder
November 15, 2024 at 1:53 AM
The best thing @theonion.com could do with Infowars is to turn it into an actual, legitimate news site.
November 14, 2024 at 11:21 PM
"Underage women" are girls.
Rep. Dan Goldman: "Matt Gaetz is currently under an ethics investigation that was started after a serious criminal investigation for sleeping with underage women... The idea that you would put somebody who clearly has such a vendetta against the DOJ *in control* of the DOJ... is scary."
November 14, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction
The satirical news company plans to shutter Jones’ Infowars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.
www.nbcnews.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:49 PM