Michael Dean Gray
@michaeldeangray.bsky.social
Acting just a bit odd since April 26th 1988
I used to love how the hockey players on Letterkenny made up hilarious phrases, blurting out lingo too ridiculous to be real.
Now Heated Rivalry has me listening to the Empty Netters hockey podcast claiming "Scoring dual hattys floor cheese is so swaggy."
Maybe Letterkenny was pretty grounded.
Now Heated Rivalry has me listening to the Empty Netters hockey podcast claiming "Scoring dual hattys floor cheese is so swaggy."
Maybe Letterkenny was pretty grounded.
January 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I used to love how the hockey players on Letterkenny made up hilarious phrases, blurting out lingo too ridiculous to be real.
Now Heated Rivalry has me listening to the Empty Netters hockey podcast claiming "Scoring dual hattys floor cheese is so swaggy."
Maybe Letterkenny was pretty grounded.
Now Heated Rivalry has me listening to the Empty Netters hockey podcast claiming "Scoring dual hattys floor cheese is so swaggy."
Maybe Letterkenny was pretty grounded.
Should you really take the time to watch Heated Rivalry? Well, let's hear directly from some loons.
#heatedrivalry #emptynetters #connorstorrie #hudsonwilliams #crave
www.threads.com/@michaeldean...
#heatedrivalry #emptynetters #connorstorrie #hudsonwilliams #crave
www.threads.com/@michaeldean...
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Should you really take the time to watch Heated Rivalry? Well, let's hear directly from some loons.
@empty.netters @reelrejects @nathangraviteh @teamcoco @deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej @cravecanada @hbomaxm...
www.threads.com
January 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Should you really take the time to watch Heated Rivalry? Well, let's hear directly from some loons.
#heatedrivalry #emptynetters #connorstorrie #hudsonwilliams #crave
www.threads.com/@michaeldean...
#heatedrivalry #emptynetters #connorstorrie #hudsonwilliams #crave
www.threads.com/@michaeldean...
January 6, 2026 at 11:19 AM
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 PM
January 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
"I could marry Svetlana."
"I could gift you a New Yorker subscription."
"I could gift you a New Yorker subscription."
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
"I could marry Svetlana."
"I could gift you a New Yorker subscription."
"I could gift you a New Yorker subscription."
If the dictionaries had been patient until December 31st, they would know the true word of the year is "Cottage"
#HeatedRivalry
#HeatedRivalry
December 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If the dictionaries had been patient until December 31st, they would know the true word of the year is "Cottage"
#HeatedRivalry
#HeatedRivalry
Petition to get Hudson and Connor to joint-host an episode of Saturday Night Live.
Like ASAP. Their energy would kill it on SNL.
#ConnorStorrie #HudsonWilliams #SaturdayNightLive #SNL #JacobTierney #NBC
Like ASAP. Their energy would kill it on SNL.
#ConnorStorrie #HudsonWilliams #SaturdayNightLive #SNL #JacobTierney #NBC
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Petition to get Hudson and Connor to joint-host an episode of Saturday Night Live.
Like ASAP. Their energy would kill it on SNL.
#ConnorStorrie #HudsonWilliams #SaturdayNightLive #SNL #JacobTierney #NBC
Like ASAP. Their energy would kill it on SNL.
#ConnorStorrie #HudsonWilliams #SaturdayNightLive #SNL #JacobTierney #NBC
WAIT, STOP, REWIND:
Heated Rivalry creator Jacob Tierney...was also Pastor Glen from Letterkenny, this whole time???
WHAT??? How did I not realized this?
Heated Rivalry creator Jacob Tierney...was also Pastor Glen from Letterkenny, this whole time???
WHAT??? How did I not realized this?
December 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
WAIT, STOP, REWIND:
Heated Rivalry creator Jacob Tierney...was also Pastor Glen from Letterkenny, this whole time???
WHAT??? How did I not realized this?
Heated Rivalry creator Jacob Tierney...was also Pastor Glen from Letterkenny, this whole time???
WHAT??? How did I not realized this?
And France wins the Junior Eurovision Song Contest for the 77th time in like 5 years.
December 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
And France wins the Junior Eurovision Song Contest for the 77th time in like 5 years.
Now #Spain, #Ireland, #TheNetherlands, & #Slovenia are boycotting the #EurovionSongContest 2026 over today's vote in Geneva of the European Broadcast Union to let a genocidal, cheating nation continue competing.
#Eurovision #ESC #EBU #Israel #RTE #RTVE #RTVSLO #AVROTROS #KAN #Austria
#Eurovision #ESC #EBU #Israel #RTE #RTVE #RTVSLO #AVROTROS #KAN #Austria
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Now #Spain, #Ireland, #TheNetherlands, & #Slovenia are boycotting the #EurovionSongContest 2026 over today's vote in Geneva of the European Broadcast Union to let a genocidal, cheating nation continue competing.
#Eurovision #ESC #EBU #Israel #RTE #RTVE #RTVSLO #AVROTROS #KAN #Austria
#Eurovision #ESC #EBU #Israel #RTE #RTVE #RTVSLO #AVROTROS #KAN #Austria
EBU, PLEASE do the right thing: get genocidal, cheating #Israel out of the contest next year. If the Israeli government tones down its war crimes, maybe they come back in 2027 no problem - but give them at least a 1-year break. #Eurovision #ESC #EBU #EuropeanBroadcastUnion
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
EBU, PLEASE do the right thing: get genocidal, cheating #Israel out of the contest next year. If the Israeli government tones down its war crimes, maybe they come back in 2027 no problem - but give them at least a 1-year break. #Eurovision #ESC #EBU #EuropeanBroadcastUnion
Why does everyone fucking hate me? All I do is try to live life and not be rude and not get in people's way - but it's like every friend I've had doesn't truly care I exist, and everyone else I meet day-to-day doesn't realize if they don't become my friend I won't have friends.
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Why does everyone fucking hate me? All I do is try to live life and not be rude and not get in people's way - but it's like every friend I've had doesn't truly care I exist, and everyone else I meet day-to-day doesn't realize if they don't become my friend I won't have friends.
GENIE: "Now that you have your new car and a new boat, what's your third and final wish?"
ME: "I wish to go back in time and watch the Rim Tim Tagi Dim music video for the very first time again."
#BabyLasagna #Eurovision #Croatia
youtu.be/xTBrVNZtnys?...
ME: "I wish to go back in time and watch the Rim Tim Tagi Dim music video for the very first time again."
#BabyLasagna #Eurovision #Croatia
youtu.be/xTBrVNZtnys?...
Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim | Croatia 🇭🇷 | Official Music Video | Eurovision 2024
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
GENIE: "Now that you have your new car and a new boat, what's your third and final wish?"
ME: "I wish to go back in time and watch the Rim Tim Tagi Dim music video for the very first time again."
#BabyLasagna #Eurovision #Croatia
youtu.be/xTBrVNZtnys?...
ME: "I wish to go back in time and watch the Rim Tim Tagi Dim music video for the very first time again."
#BabyLasagna #Eurovision #Croatia
youtu.be/xTBrVNZtnys?...
Growing up is dumb
because what do you mean I just pulled my shoulder muscle trying to squeeze my hand-sanitizer into the too-tight pocket of my jeans that may be the largest size I've ever owned but are still too tight?
because what do you mean I just pulled my shoulder muscle trying to squeeze my hand-sanitizer into the too-tight pocket of my jeans that may be the largest size I've ever owned but are still too tight?
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Growing up is dumb
because what do you mean I just pulled my shoulder muscle trying to squeeze my hand-sanitizer into the too-tight pocket of my jeans that may be the largest size I've ever owned but are still too tight?
because what do you mean I just pulled my shoulder muscle trying to squeeze my hand-sanitizer into the too-tight pocket of my jeans that may be the largest size I've ever owned but are still too tight?
Remember:
A man who is
good to his date
but rude to the waiter
is not a good man.
No politician may be *perfect*, but you deserve leaders who don't lie and lie and lie straight at your faces.
#NoKings #NoTyrants #American
A man who is
good to his date
but rude to the waiter
is not a good man.
No politician may be *perfect*, but you deserve leaders who don't lie and lie and lie straight at your faces.
#NoKings #NoTyrants #American
October 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember:
A man who is
good to his date
but rude to the waiter
is not a good man.
No politician may be *perfect*, but you deserve leaders who don't lie and lie and lie straight at your faces.
#NoKings #NoTyrants #American
A man who is
good to his date
but rude to the waiter
is not a good man.
No politician may be *perfect*, but you deserve leaders who don't lie and lie and lie straight at your faces.
#NoKings #NoTyrants #American
Breaking #Melfest news:
With over 8.29 million views, #BaraBadaBastu by #KAJ has just steamed past #Frans 's 2016 #IfIWereSorry to become the 4th-watched video of all time on #Melodifestivalen 's Youtube channel, after only 7 months.
#Eurovision #SVT #Sweden #ESC #sauna
With over 8.29 million views, #BaraBadaBastu by #KAJ has just steamed past #Frans 's 2016 #IfIWereSorry to become the 4th-watched video of all time on #Melodifestivalen 's Youtube channel, after only 7 months.
#Eurovision #SVT #Sweden #ESC #sauna
October 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Breaking #Melfest news:
With over 8.29 million views, #BaraBadaBastu by #KAJ has just steamed past #Frans 's 2016 #IfIWereSorry to become the 4th-watched video of all time on #Melodifestivalen 's Youtube channel, after only 7 months.
#Eurovision #SVT #Sweden #ESC #sauna
With over 8.29 million views, #BaraBadaBastu by #KAJ has just steamed past #Frans 's 2016 #IfIWereSorry to become the 4th-watched video of all time on #Melodifestivalen 's Youtube channel, after only 7 months.
#Eurovision #SVT #Sweden #ESC #sauna
There is a special reservation in the Lake Of Fire for architects who build a Dunkin with two separate, single-occupant restrooms, then gleefully slap "men" and "women" signs on them.
August 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
There is a special reservation in the Lake Of Fire for architects who build a Dunkin with two separate, single-occupant restrooms, then gleefully slap "men" and "women" signs on them.
I swear, every old man only goes into the gym locker room to take off all their clothes and hang out naked, and every young man ever only goes into the locker room to put even more clothes on.
June 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I swear, every old man only goes into the gym locker room to take off all their clothes and hang out naked, and every young man ever only goes into the locker room to put even more clothes on.
Let me just say: I gave my votes to underdogs #Lithuania, #Latvia, #Luxembourg, and #Denmark. So those 4 entries definitely made it through to the Grand Final because of me.
You're welcome.
#Eurovision #ESC
(I am so sorry, #Australia)
You're welcome.
#Eurovision #ESC
(I am so sorry, #Australia)
May 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Let me just say: I gave my votes to underdogs #Lithuania, #Latvia, #Luxembourg, and #Denmark. So those 4 entries definitely made it through to the Grand Final because of me.
You're welcome.
#Eurovision #ESC
(I am so sorry, #Australia)
You're welcome.
#Eurovision #ESC
(I am so sorry, #Australia)
May 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
BREAKING #ESC NEWS:
As of today, Thursday April 24th,
#BaraBadaBastu by #KAJ now passes #Tattoo by #Loreen from 2023 to become #Melodifestivalen's 5th-most-viewed #Youtube video of all time.
#Eurovision #Melfest #Sweden #sauna
As of today, Thursday April 24th,
#BaraBadaBastu by #KAJ now passes #Tattoo by #Loreen from 2023 to become #Melodifestivalen's 5th-most-viewed #Youtube video of all time.
#Eurovision #Melfest #Sweden #sauna
April 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
BREAKING #ESC NEWS:
As of today, Thursday April 24th,
#BaraBadaBastu by #KAJ now passes #Tattoo by #Loreen from 2023 to become #Melodifestivalen's 5th-most-viewed #Youtube video of all time.
#Eurovision #Melfest #Sweden #sauna
As of today, Thursday April 24th,
#BaraBadaBastu by #KAJ now passes #Tattoo by #Loreen from 2023 to become #Melodifestivalen's 5th-most-viewed #Youtube video of all time.
#Eurovision #Melfest #Sweden #sauna
I have a finished but unpublished YA contemporary Christian suspense novel (manuscript is 91000 words) looking for a good literary agent for representation. Just putting that out there.
#MSWL #authors #literaryagent
#MSWL #authors #literaryagent
April 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I have a finished but unpublished YA contemporary Christian suspense novel (manuscript is 91000 words) looking for a good literary agent for representation. Just putting that out there.
#MSWL #authors #literaryagent
#MSWL #authors #literaryagent