My love language is straddling the line between my wife laughing at me and getting pissed at me for saying inappropriate things.
September 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
My love language is straddling the line between my wife laughing at me and getting pissed at me for saying inappropriate things.
I don’t understand people that stand outside of courthouses of trials they’re not personally involved in
July 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I don’t understand people that stand outside of courthouses of trials they’re not personally involved in
Shout out to Pringles for not having a loud ass bag.
May 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Shout out to Pringles for not having a loud ass bag.
The Righteous Gemstones might hold the record for having the most hilarious side characters of any show ever.
April 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Righteous Gemstones might hold the record for having the most hilarious side characters of any show ever.
RIP Dieter Von Cunth!
April 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
RIP Dieter Von Cunth!
Corey Booker's version of The Aristocrats is out of hand
April 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Corey Booker's version of The Aristocrats is out of hand
I think teachers should be paid more than politicians
March 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I think teachers should be paid more than politicians
I sure hope these tariffs on Canada don't include All Dressed chips
March 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I sure hope these tariffs on Canada don't include All Dressed chips
I am entirely too old to have this many shirts with stains on them
March 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I am entirely too old to have this many shirts with stains on them
Back in my day, the only transgender athletes were the East Germans.
March 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Back in my day, the only transgender athletes were the East Germans.
Heading to a sports trivia night at my kids school tomorrow. You get bonus points for dressing up as a famous athlete and I'm pissed that my wife rejected my idea of us going as Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner.
February 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Heading to a sports trivia night at my kids school tomorrow. You get bonus points for dressing up as a famous athlete and I'm pissed that my wife rejected my idea of us going as Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner.
Playing Freebird after the USA scores a goal belongs in a museum
February 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Playing Freebird after the USA scores a goal belongs in a museum
Getting snowed in at home makes me reconsider my love of making fun of doomsday preppers. I mean I don't need an arsenal of weapons or 100 cans of green beans, but I sure could go for a new 30 pack of Busch Light right about now.
February 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Getting snowed in at home makes me reconsider my love of making fun of doomsday preppers. I mean I don't need an arsenal of weapons or 100 cans of green beans, but I sure could go for a new 30 pack of Busch Light right about now.
Big shoutout to the first person to figure out cooking meat
February 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Big shoutout to the first person to figure out cooking meat
My Roman Empire is thinking about stuff like what it must have been like to have diarrhea in a snowstorm at night in the year 1247.
January 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My Roman Empire is thinking about stuff like what it must have been like to have diarrhea in a snowstorm at night in the year 1247.
Went to happy hour with my boss for the first time tonight. After my second Irish car bomb I accidentally discovered I have a very strong opinion about my ability to spot fake videos on Instagram.
January 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Went to happy hour with my boss for the first time tonight. After my second Irish car bomb I accidentally discovered I have a very strong opinion about my ability to spot fake videos on Instagram.