Michael Corleone
michaelcorleono.bsky.social
Michael Corleone
@michaelcorleono.bsky.social
Definitely one of the worst, most uneducated press secretaries to ever hold the job. However, she held the golden minority quota ticket.
June 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
@zafulotus.bsky.social I was working from home today on detonation physics; an email notification popped up and I yelled, “Dammit Academia…stop with the fricking Magic Stick!”
May 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
@zafulotus.bsky.social Very nice job on your BSA discussion yesterday. Thank you for your time. Can you now please tell Academia to stop sending me emails with the subject line “I’ve Got The Magic Stick?”
May 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
@zafulotus.bsky.social You’d better not be cramming tonight for your BSA talk tomorrow on birth narratives!
May 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@zafulotus.bsky.social You know a good week is coming up when your phone beeps at you saying “RFW talks ancient birth stories on BSA!”

Hope you are well and have a nice weekend.
May 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@hugomendez.bsky.social Finished your BSA class on the NT today. That was one of the best classes that I’ve ever taken. You are a superb lecturer. Thank you so much for taking time out of your regular teaching & research.

Please let me know if you ever need any help from an explosives physicist.
May 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Great article that everyone who cares about our justice system should read. And he quotes the great Akhil Amar, whose book on Constitutional Criminal Procedure I’m currently reading!

www.cato.org/free-society...
Blindfolded Juries, Coerced Convictions: Why Prosecutors Often Win Before Trials Even Begin
The Founders would hardly recognize today’s justice system, which resembles an industrial-scale assembly line that prioritizes expediency over fairness and churns out guilty pleas through ad hoc, extr...
www.cato.org
May 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
@zafulotus.bsky.social My wife has complained about my rampant cramming of Mark knowledge because of your upcoming BSA discussion. She said, “That woman must seriously hate you.”

I said, “Robyn is very nice, collegial, and wicked smart. I’ll know I’m in the shits when she compares me to Cicero.”
May 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I was at a “liberal” gathering & discussing my views on the New Testament & Jesus. Then politics & I was asked for a few views. I said,

1. Not a Trump supporter.
2. I support mass deportation of illegal aliens.
3. I support Trump’s appointments of non-Fauci medical staff.

No more invites for me!
May 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
@zafulotus.bsky.social The secret is out about your upcoming BSA discussion on Mark. My lovely wife said, “Oh shit…does she know that you study Mark morning, noon, and night and can’t STFU about it? That poor woman. I feel so sorry for her.”

I promised to go easy on you. Have a great week!
May 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
@candidamoss.bsky.social Will you be covering this for CBS too?
April 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
@zafulotus.bsky.social Here’s a Neoplatonist yawner for you on a Saturday night. You might have to wait for a free desk copy.
Purchase Iamblichus: On the Mysteries by Emma C. Clarke, John M. Dillon, and Jackson P. Hershbell is during the Global Virtual Meeting sale. Use code GVM2025 for 30% off. cart.sbl-site.org/books/061604P
April 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
@amandaknox.com Your interview with the legendary Ashleigh Banfield was great. Your questions about loss were poignant & reminded me of something a skilled interrogator told me:

“Everyone tries to avoid loss, pain, suffering. You want to know something about a person? Tap into those.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“You'll see the horrors of a faraway place…Meet the architects of law face to face…

See mass murder on a scale you've never seen…And all the ones who try hard to succeed…

This is the way, step inside.”

Atrocity Exhibition
April 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“In arenas he kills for a prize…Wins a minute to add to his life…

But the sickness is drowned by cries for more…Pray to God, make it quick, watch him fall…

This is the way, step inside.”

Atrocity Exhibition
April 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My views on the Pontiff are mixed bag. Summary.

1. Nice man.
2. Too progressive. Vatican II sucked. Church needs to return to Vatican I & all masses should be in Latin.
3. He should have met with more victims of priest sexual abuse.
4. All Popes should be Italian.
5. Need a Zen co-Pope. Me.
6. RIP.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Apr 22
Pope Francis' open casket has been laid in the Casa Santa Marta residence at the Vatican as mourning rites continue following his death.
April 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Exactly, and I’m on the write in ballot. Just try to put aside the fact that I’m a Zen Buddhist. It’s a minor detail.
April 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
More good news. You wanna play? You gots to pay.
The Department of Education will resume collections on defaulted student loans on May 5, it said on Monday, warning that borrowers could be referred to debt collectors and see deductions from their paychecks.
Education Department Will Resume Collections on Student Loan Debt
In an announcement this week, the department warned that millions of borrowers could be referred to debt collectors and see deductions from their paychecks.
www.nytimes.com
April 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
How about parents being parents and restricting use of electronic devices and social media. You wanna talk to your friends? Meet them in the alley behind the school like I did for a chat and a Newport.
April 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Tonight on CBS @candidamoss.bsky.social will be joined by special guest scholar @zafulotus.bsky.social to discuss the much debated topic of whether Pneuma can get through the papal apartment doors in the Apostolic Palace. Join us for our 10 hour live discussion.
After Pope Francis’ death on Monday, Vatican officials sealed the doors to the papal apartments in the Apostolic Palace using a red ribbon and wax. Though this was his formal residence, Francis chose to live in a Vatican guesthouse. Read more: www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/w...
April 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
@zafulotus.bsky.social I’m in the running for next Pope since I’m Italian, but I’ve been told that the whole Zen Buddhist thing may work against my candidacy. Hoping that the wonderful and brilliant @candidamoss.bsky.social can pull a few strings for me and mention me on CBS.
person whose only experience with catholicism is watching conclave: omg this is just like conclave
April 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Go ask Alice…when she’s ten feet tall…
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Apr 22
Unsupervised use of psilocybin, or “magic mushrooms,” has accelerated among all age groups in the United States, but especially among adolescents and people 30 and older, a new study found. cnn.it/4jJJ8Kd
April 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m a musician (guitar and piano), but love good lyrics. The next few months I’ll be taking us on an adventure into the mind of a brilliant lyricist, Mr. Ian Curtis.

RIP, brother…I hope you found what you were looking for.

Closer, by Joy Division.
April 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM