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michaelchu7.bsky.social
Howard Ashman 🍠yam🍠 account
@michaelchu7.bsky.social
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My name isn't Howard, he's just my hero

gay as hell | queer as fuck | perpetually thirsty | DILF connoisseur & himbo enthusiast | lyricst/writer/theater fag | pronouns: any/all/whatever/idk

(spoiler warning, fascism is bad)
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Oscar Isaac showing pit, nips, and feet on main?!?!
Picture of Oscar Isaac showing off his pits and nips in a grey mesh tank top with black pants on the cover of GQ magazine Oscar Isaac in the same bathroom with the same see through grey tank top as on the cover but here you can also see his feet which, sure
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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PULLING THE EMERGENCY SEROTONIN BRAKE
Title card to the film Sister Act starring Whoopi Goldberg
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Going through old pics that I saved from my Photobucket account before I deleted it and found this classic from the great Forum Comic-Con meetup of 2005 and while my hair is still mostly brown, my hair used to have some pretty amazing auburn highlights that have since gone away and I miss them :(
Me in surprisingly tiny glasses (at least compared to what I wear now), looking into the camera while I am sipping a beverage through a black straw. My hair is shoulder length and you can see that it's an auburn-brown. Also I'm flipping off the camera with my right hand
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Post you from a different era: the exact opposite of a head-shaving phase, this is my "I went through four years of college simply never getting a haircut and by the end of it my hair was down to my waist" era
A picture of me from 2007, the longest my hair has ever been and will likely ever be. I'm sitting on the ground (technically the porch area of the apartment I was in at the time) wearing light beige slacks, strappy sandals, and a forest green t-shirt. My hair, which is brown and used to have auburn highlights, clearly goes down to my waist, which made is LONG because I'm 6'4" and I have a long-ass torso
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Bluesky tonight
Liz Lemon saying "I'm Lizzing" which is short for laughing and whizzing aka pissing yourself but instead she's saying "I'm Libbing" aka Libbing out aka reveling in being a liberal because Democrats won a bunch of elections
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Back on my bullshit again
Yet another photo of my very large male cat (white/tabby mix) Carl snuggled up against me on my chest while I am sitting in a Lay-Z-Boy recliner
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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It's the vibe I get too. It feels like they're trying to sell either straight or dom top, whereas the central appeal of Jonathan Bailey has always been the sense that he's like, a quarter elf
Jonathan Bailey for V Magazine. He's wearing a white tank top with a lower case T necklace with his arms crossed in front of his crotch in a way that highlights his arms. He may or may not be wearing a leather kilt
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Screencap of Rob, a Final Fantasy Tactics generic in the Squire Job saying "This is the way!"
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Many possible answers but in my heart there's only one winner
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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This is just an excuse to poast about how tall I am but far be it for me to not take advantage
Just a dumb calculator screenshot that shows that I'm in the top 0 percentile for height in the US, taller than 99.55 percent of the population, which I already knew because I'm 6'4"
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Me when I got to the paragraph that explains the premise of this show
Worried Oppenheimer meme of Cillian Murphy clutching his face in worry when he thinks about what he has unleashed on the world with the atom bomb
October 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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The lighting in my office is truly horrendous when it comes to selfies but I thought it was important for y'all to see this shirt
Selfie of me wearing a black graphic T-shirt shirt that says "Trans Rights", but the text is above and below a badass demon-dragon thing. Besides black the only other colors are white, pink, and light blue, aka the trans flag colors. The font and design look like they belong on a heavy metal album.
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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what a time to be alive
Photo of Alexander Skarsgard in a halter top that kind of looks like a traditional white dress shirt with a black tie except for the shininess and the fact that it's a halter top. He's also wearing leather pants but in this photo the most important thing to note is that he's kneeling on the ground next to a man decked out in leather fetish gear and a pup hood, and Alexander Skarsgard is holding the leash connected to that man's collar. This is a red carpet event.
October 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Just recruited Count Cidolfus Orlandeau, that's my man right there, I have never felt bad about using him, not even once, I don't give a shit that he's OP as fuck and is wildly unbalanced, he's a king to me
Official art of Orlandeau. He's an older bearded man whose brown hair is significantly streaked with grey, he's got a big brown cloak with the hood up holding a sword, and his armor is a dark blue, almost purple color. He's one of the most overpowered characters in the game who gets recruited wielding THE most powerful weapon in the game and I love him
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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You construct intricate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men
October 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Several moots have let me know that my Monster Math skeet went viral on Tumblr because of Spooky Month, and I'd like to give a shout-out to this note, which I found delightful
Tumblr user beardedmrbean posting a screencap of my Bluesky tweet which reads as follows. You: They did the math. Me (this script is in tiny superscript): they did the monster math You: What was that? Me: Nothing Me three hours later in a whisper (again, in tiny superscript): it was a graveyard graph There are currently 26.7k notes on that post Tumblr user become-potatoes reblogged slightlytoastedbagel and added the following tags: #im more intrigued that the name of that account is assumedly Howard Ashman stab account #thats amazing
October 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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He also played Chef Louis in The Little Mermaid (1989), a casting decision that I assume was spurred on by equal parts "hey, he's a Tony-award winning musical theater guy" and "who's the Frenchiest actor we can find"
Chef Louis from the 1989 Disney animated film "The Little Mermaid", who was voiced by René Auberjonois
October 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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These two are fucking the house down BOOTS and I can't believe I've been so blind when they've been doing this bit in public for YEARS
Yet another photo of a smiling Jack McBrayer next to Alexander Skarsgård, who has his arm draped around Jack's shoulder Alexander Skarsgård and Jack McBrayer literally doing prom night poses on the red carpet for Murderbot
October 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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You are awake on a Sunday trying desperately not to think about The Horrors

I am awake on a Sunday thinking about The Horrors but ALSO thinking about Alexander Skarsgård coming out as bisexual and how that recontextualizes his longstanding and curious friendship (?) with Jack McBrayer from 30 Rock
Alexander Skarsgård making a kissy face at Jack McBrayer at the 2018 SAG awards where he brought Jack as his date Another photo of Alexander Skarsgård and Jack McBrayer at the SAG awards. Alexander is smiling at the camera with his arms wrapped around the much shorter Jack McBrayer whose face is scrunched up from laughing
October 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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2025 in a nutshell
A clipped comic book panel that reads "Next: Things Get Worse"
October 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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"you know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"
The famous X-Men pool party splash page drawn by Jim Lee
October 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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He posted this picture in 2019 and I a) have yet to stop thinking about it, and b) have so many questions specifically about the nipple ring
A photo of David Castañeda shirtless that he posted to Twitter where he mentioned that his abs were painted in. He also has a fake scar but I have questions about the nipple ring
October 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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I learned it from watching you meme
October 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Michael Cera saying "and I thought Oh Geez that's me"
October 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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The Jean/Logan/Scott MMF throuple walked so Challengers could run
Jean Grey looking approvingly at Wolverine and Cyclops looking particularly buddy buddy and physically affectionate with each other during a party on Krakoa Jean walking away with a sultry look back Cyclops, who has his hand resting on Wolverine's shoulder. The fact that Wolverine is short and hairy is emphasized in the art here, Wolverine's mouth is the same height as Cyclops' nipple From the Pride issue, Jean, Scott and Logan partying WITH ALL THE OTHER QUEERS AT THE PRIDE CELEBRATION
October 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM