Michael Patrick Kirkland
michaelbrews.bsky.social
Michael Patrick Kirkland
@michaelbrews.bsky.social
Iterant brewer north of the wall in Cascadia. Friend of crows, yeller at pigeons. #twinja refugee from the odeck. (they/them)
They're only still around because we all thought it was funny to bankrupt a hedge fund with their stock. Sold mine today. 💎✊🫳🎤
February 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Or be happy you raised a hustler. They'll be picking your nursing home.
January 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Debra has seen too much and yearns for the void.
January 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'd argue that there are more good leaders in the global north. Certainly far, far less corruption and more accountability.

Any shittiness is magnified by the power imbalance, though.
December 30, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Wouldn't that be a joyful sower? A little death before the big one?
December 28, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Christmas means charcuterie table
December 25, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Wifi is scheduled for 2059 though.
December 19, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Wait, people work out without weed?
December 19, 2024 at 3:25 AM
That's the only carpet we have and if I had a few boxes of the specific laminate the rest of the place has I'd rip it out with my bare hands right now.
December 15, 2024 at 9:57 PM
It would have to be NATO, but I'm really hoping the singularity is here.
December 15, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Probably just the military, but hopefully Skynet.
December 15, 2024 at 7:18 AM
The bottom right square really should be orange.
December 14, 2024 at 8:05 PM
He's yours now, no take backs.
December 14, 2024 at 3:12 AM
How would you know how stupid it was if you never read any of it?
December 12, 2024 at 7:12 PM