When I put on aviator sunglasses, I’m suddenly overwhelmed by a rush of power and the urge to start asking random bystanders for their IDs.

I've been developing a new system of barter based on belly rubs. So far, it's been successful with primarily one participant, but I see a lot of potential.

#DEI

This is giving off some serious Queen Melania and Fat King Donald vibes

As of 9:30pm Central time USA: ByteDance is complying with tasteful groveling but at this point it makes no difference. Existence will be conditional and constantly hung over peoples heads. My condolences to the creators who relied on these apps

Just thought I would drop some adorable into the mix

No matter how solemn the occasion, when anyone asks for a Moment of Silence I will think of TV Funhouse.

I've listened to the Silver Shamrock jingle like 100 times today and I'm not quite done

Morning all! Full disclosure: My very first block.

Looks like this

I was thinking that the Dreamcast Maracas might prove to be useful, in the deep