Since going vegan, I only poo mushed plants, not body parts...

Because we both had an argument that you successfully won, I've been a vegan for over a decade (which you discuss in your book The Sceptical Vegan)... so...

Loves you too, you cheeky chappie veggie warrior :)

I know Wales is more than a bus ride from the States, but I followed US politics for years. Not anymore. It's hopeless trying to understand humanity, so I'll put that energy into self development and hope it catches on....

You're also very skilled at beard ology