Republicans want to rip away healthcare from millions of Americans to pay for tax cuts for billionaires — and the GOP has forced a government shutdown to do it.

#Trump #Republicans #Shutdown #TaxBreaks

Having found no book containing interval exercises for flute (and other treble instruments), I wrote my own. All that’s left is finalizing the cover. Left or right, which do you prefer.

#flute #FluteMusic #FlutePlayer #ClassicalMusic #MethodBooks #Tutorials #MusicianSky

Having not been able to find a book containing interval exercises for flute (and other treble instruments), I wrote my own. All that’s left is finalizing the cover. Left or right, which do you prefer?

#flute #FluteMusic #FlutePlayer #ClassicalMusic #MethodBooks #Tutorials #MusicianSky

‪Michael Bleiweiss‬
‪@michaelbleiweis.bsky.social‬
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Here is this week's musician joke:

Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower
and a soprano saxophone?
A: You can tune a lawnmower.

#MusicJokes #MusicianSky #Saxophone #SopranoSax #Lawnmower

Here is this weeks musician joke:

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bassoon?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Here is this week's musician joke:

Q: What is the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who owns their own alto clarinet.

#Humor #MusicJokes #Clarinet #AltoClarinet #MusicianSky

Here is this week's musician joke:

Q: Why do clarinettists keep their cases on the dashboard?
A: To park in the handicapped zone.

#Clarinet #MusicianSky #MusicJokes

Here is this week's music joke:

Q: What's the difference between and oboe and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when the chop up an oboe.

#Oboe #MusicJokes #MusicianSky

Destroy All Monsters (because it's so bad)

Here is this week's music joke:

Q: What is the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing in unison.

#MusicJokes #piccolo #MusicalInstruments #MusicSky

This week, I start posting my trove of musical instrument jokes in score order. Here is the first:

Q. How do you get two piccolos to play in tune with each other?
A. Shoot one.