MichaelBeatriceDad
@michaelbeatricedad.bsky.social
Scruffy middle-aged dad. 50 AF. Misemployed writer.
Wait your whole life for your ship to come in and it hits your house.
May 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Wait your whole life for your ship to come in and it hits your house.
My girls had some money left over on their Scholastic Book Fair e-wallet, so I was finally able to get this bad boy I've had on layaway since 1983.
May 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My girls had some money left over on their Scholastic Book Fair e-wallet, so I was finally able to get this bad boy I've had on layaway since 1983.
Based on Republican history, guess what we’re gonna find out about this guy in two months.
May 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Based on Republican history, guess what we’re gonna find out about this guy in two months.
First American Pope? Mickey Rourke would like a word.
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
First American Pope? Mickey Rourke would like a word.
If we see red smoke, that means the papal conclave has reached 88 miles per hour.
May 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If we see red smoke, that means the papal conclave has reached 88 miles per hour.
The Pope and JD Vance:
April 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The Pope and JD Vance:
Calling it now. Pope Trump.
April 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Calling it now. Pope Trump.
Peter Wolf, one time frontman of J. Geils, has released his memoir. If this book doesn't have a Centerfold I want a refund.
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Peter Wolf, one time frontman of J. Geils, has released his memoir. If this book doesn't have a Centerfold I want a refund.
I hate when cyber trucks park illegally.
March 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I hate when cyber trucks park illegally.
Boston Tea Party, 2025
March 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Boston Tea Party, 2025
Saying Elon Musk isn't in charge of DOGE is like saying Robert DeNiro wasn't in charge of the Tangiers.
February 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Saying Elon Musk isn't in charge of DOGE is like saying Robert DeNiro wasn't in charge of the Tangiers.
Why does this mass production pencil sketch at Target look like the pre-viz for Gru’s dog Kyle?
February 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Why does this mass production pencil sketch at Target look like the pre-viz for Gru’s dog Kyle?
In the spirit of Bennifer and Brangelina, can we call Trump and Musk "Trumpsk?"
February 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In the spirit of Bennifer and Brangelina, can we call Trump and Musk "Trumpsk?"
America's been killing Kennedys for so long, now there's a Kennedy trying to kill all of us!
February 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
America's been killing Kennedys for so long, now there's a Kennedy trying to kill all of us!
When @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social needs a Pete Hegseth, I hope they reach out to Daniel Tosh - he's perfect.
February 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social needs a Pete Hegseth, I hope they reach out to Daniel Tosh - he's perfect.
Instead of dyeing eggs this Easter, looks like we’ll be dyeing chicken nuggets. 🤷🏻
February 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Instead of dyeing eggs this Easter, looks like we’ll be dyeing chicken nuggets. 🤷🏻