The older I get, the more I love Costco.

Weird and unusual hobbies become badassery when you find yourself helping your friends unlock their front door on a Saturday night after their dog locks them out.

That rare moment when two separate careers come together

#nursing #voiceover #education #film

Brain: Greet that person...say either 'hi' or 'hello'.

Me: "hull"

Throwback to this quiet little cenote tucked away in the Yucatán Península of Mexico.

#cenote #travel #mexico #yucatan

Me, to a patient: "All of the wires in your bed have turned into spaghetti!"

Patient: "And I am the meatball!"