Michael Andersen
@michaelandersen.bsky.social
https://twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/
Storyteller, Constant Gardener, 🇺🇦, Central Asia, Spain, football, books, occasional rant.
Storyteller, Constant Gardener, 🇺🇦, Central Asia, Spain, football, books, occasional rant.
This is Kharkiv yesterday: 3 people killed, 30 injured.
Do you remember when Dobald Frump claimed that Ukraine had started the war - the world's first case of self-invasion? Or that Zelensky and not Putin was the problem? Or when he promised to end the war in 24 hours? Or.... crazy.
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Do you remember when Dobald Frump claimed that Ukraine had started the war - the world's first case of self-invasion? Or that Zelensky and not Putin was the problem? Or when he promised to end the war in 24 hours? Or.... crazy.
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November 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This is Kharkiv yesterday: 3 people killed, 30 injured.
Do you remember when Dobald Frump claimed that Ukraine had started the war - the world's first case of self-invasion? Or that Zelensky and not Putin was the problem? Or when he promised to end the war in 24 hours? Or.... crazy.
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Do you remember when Dobald Frump claimed that Ukraine had started the war - the world's first case of self-invasion? Or that Zelensky and not Putin was the problem? Or when he promised to end the war in 24 hours? Or.... crazy.
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NEXT UP (likelihood 90%)
Sounds far-fetched? It's what they do. Far-fetched, crazy. And 77 million Americans voted for 'let's have crazy Dobald Frump and his lying lot run the country and the world.'
READ MORE about Dobald and Vladimir saving the world:
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Sounds far-fetched? It's what they do. Far-fetched, crazy. And 77 million Americans voted for 'let's have crazy Dobald Frump and his lying lot run the country and the world.'
READ MORE about Dobald and Vladimir saving the world:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
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November 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
NEXT UP (likelihood 90%)
Sounds far-fetched? It's what they do. Far-fetched, crazy. And 77 million Americans voted for 'let's have crazy Dobald Frump and his lying lot run the country and the world.'
READ MORE about Dobald and Vladimir saving the world:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
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Sounds far-fetched? It's what they do. Far-fetched, crazy. And 77 million Americans voted for 'let's have crazy Dobald Frump and his lying lot run the country and the world.'
READ MORE about Dobald and Vladimir saving the world:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
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#RussianWarCrimes
In reality, it's everywhere in Ukraine.
Kharkiv in Eastern #Ukraine this morning - Putin's missiles hit a densely populated residential area, 3 people killed, 13 injured.
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In reality, it's everywhere in Ukraine.
Kharkiv in Eastern #Ukraine this morning - Putin's missiles hit a densely populated residential area, 3 people killed, 13 injured.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
#RussianWarCrimes
In reality, it's everywhere in Ukraine.
Kharkiv in Eastern #Ukraine this morning - Putin's missiles hit a densely populated residential area, 3 people killed, 13 injured.
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In reality, it's everywhere in Ukraine.
Kharkiv in Eastern #Ukraine this morning - Putin's missiles hit a densely populated residential area, 3 people killed, 13 injured.
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And no, it's not that Nero also was orange....
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
And no, it's not that Nero also was orange....
I believe Dobald. Why would he lie? Just like I believe his best friend Putin when he assures us that he invaded Ukraine to help protect the Russian-speaking people there.
READ MORE about Dobald and Vladimir saving the world:
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READ MORE about Dobald and Vladimir saving the world:
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November 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I believe Dobald. Why would he lie? Just like I believe his best friend Putin when he assures us that he invaded Ukraine to help protect the Russian-speaking people there.
READ MORE about Dobald and Vladimir saving the world:
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READ MORE about Dobald and Vladimir saving the world:
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'HUMAN SAFARI'
By now, three years and nine months into Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, four out of five inhabitants of Kherson have had to flee.
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By now, three years and nine months into Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, four out of five inhabitants of Kherson have had to flee.
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November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
'HUMAN SAFARI'
By now, three years and nine months into Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, four out of five inhabitants of Kherson have had to flee.
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By now, three years and nine months into Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, four out of five inhabitants of Kherson have had to flee.
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THIS is the very definition of a 'banana republic.'
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
THIS is the very definition of a 'banana republic.'
'THE SICKEST SOUL'
As a reaction to the barbaric ‘human safaris’, both in Kherson and Sarajevo, the poet Bjarne Kim Pedersen wrote this 👇
We profiled Bjarne's poetry about Ukraine 🇺🇦 and we are publishing a number of pieces on the Russian 'human safari' in Kherson
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As a reaction to the barbaric ‘human safaris’, both in Kherson and Sarajevo, the poet Bjarne Kim Pedersen wrote this 👇
We profiled Bjarne's poetry about Ukraine 🇺🇦 and we are publishing a number of pieces on the Russian 'human safari' in Kherson
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
'THE SICKEST SOUL'
As a reaction to the barbaric ‘human safaris’, both in Kherson and Sarajevo, the poet Bjarne Kim Pedersen wrote this 👇
We profiled Bjarne's poetry about Ukraine 🇺🇦 and we are publishing a number of pieces on the Russian 'human safari' in Kherson
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
As a reaction to the barbaric ‘human safaris’, both in Kherson and Sarajevo, the poet Bjarne Kim Pedersen wrote this 👇
We profiled Bjarne's poetry about Ukraine 🇺🇦 and we are publishing a number of pieces on the Russian 'human safari' in Kherson
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
77 million. That's an awful lot of dumb.
I know you're not supposed to say such things out loud. But ALL the things we are all screaming about now - liar, racist, misogynist, felon, psycho, orange, buffoon, Putin lover, you name it - have been known and documented FOR DECADES. And still.
Conclusion?
I know you're not supposed to say such things out loud. But ALL the things we are all screaming about now - liar, racist, misogynist, felon, psycho, orange, buffoon, Putin lover, you name it - have been known and documented FOR DECADES. And still.
Conclusion?
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 AM
77 million. That's an awful lot of dumb.
I know you're not supposed to say such things out loud. But ALL the things we are all screaming about now - liar, racist, misogynist, felon, psycho, orange, buffoon, Putin lover, you name it - have been known and documented FOR DECADES. And still.
Conclusion?
I know you're not supposed to say such things out loud. But ALL the things we are all screaming about now - liar, racist, misogynist, felon, psycho, orange, buffoon, Putin lover, you name it - have been known and documented FOR DECADES. And still.
Conclusion?
OPEN LETTER TO EDDIE MURPHY
After having watched your great Netflix documentary, I beg you to make THE movie about Dobald Frump. Who would not love to see you in an orange fat suit, and also playing Putin, Lavrov, Vance, Rubio, Leawitt, Hegseth etc?
I am starting to collect signatures, Eddie.
After having watched your great Netflix documentary, I beg you to make THE movie about Dobald Frump. Who would not love to see you in an orange fat suit, and also playing Putin, Lavrov, Vance, Rubio, Leawitt, Hegseth etc?
I am starting to collect signatures, Eddie.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
OPEN LETTER TO EDDIE MURPHY
After having watched your great Netflix documentary, I beg you to make THE movie about Dobald Frump. Who would not love to see you in an orange fat suit, and also playing Putin, Lavrov, Vance, Rubio, Leawitt, Hegseth etc?
I am starting to collect signatures, Eddie.
After having watched your great Netflix documentary, I beg you to make THE movie about Dobald Frump. Who would not love to see you in an orange fat suit, and also playing Putin, Lavrov, Vance, Rubio, Leawitt, Hegseth etc?
I am starting to collect signatures, Eddie.
President Stubb of Finland IS there. ('Finland - is that even a country?'🤔 you can hear Dobald Frump wonder).
The REAL question is whether Dobald Frump is there? And how 77 million Americans could ignore that? For more on Dobald's international disasters:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
The REAL question is whether Dobald Frump is there? And how 77 million Americans could ignore that? For more on Dobald's international disasters:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
President Stubb of Finland IS there. ('Finland - is that even a country?'🤔 you can hear Dobald Frump wonder).
The REAL question is whether Dobald Frump is there? And how 77 million Americans could ignore that? For more on Dobald's international disasters:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
The REAL question is whether Dobald Frump is there? And how 77 million Americans could ignore that? For more on Dobald's international disasters:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
Lest we forget: 77 million Americans voted for these nitwits.
SEVENTY-SEVEN MILLION.
That's a lot of dumb.
SEVENTY-SEVEN MILLION.
That's a lot of dumb.
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Lest we forget: 77 million Americans voted for these nitwits.
SEVENTY-SEVEN MILLION.
That's a lot of dumb.
SEVENTY-SEVEN MILLION.
That's a lot of dumb.
Our latest from the Russian war on Ukrainians. READ FOR FREE:
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November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Our latest from the Russian war on Ukrainians. READ FOR FREE:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/russian-dr...
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/russian-dr...
I said this already 11 years ago:
The war in Ukraine = Putin's Afganistan.
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The war in Ukraine = Putin's Afganistan.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I said this already 11 years ago:
The war in Ukraine = Putin's Afganistan.
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The war in Ukraine = Putin's Afganistan.
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Lavrov rumours = too much blabber by too many people who know too little.
Their 'qualification' seems to be that they have internet.
Such hunting for 'likes' dressed up as 'expertise' - 'my sources tell me' bs - does NOT help us understand or solve the war in Ukraine. On the contrary.
Please stop.
Their 'qualification' seems to be that they have internet.
Such hunting for 'likes' dressed up as 'expertise' - 'my sources tell me' bs - does NOT help us understand or solve the war in Ukraine. On the contrary.
Please stop.
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Lavrov rumours = too much blabber by too many people who know too little.
Their 'qualification' seems to be that they have internet.
Such hunting for 'likes' dressed up as 'expertise' - 'my sources tell me' bs - does NOT help us understand or solve the war in Ukraine. On the contrary.
Please stop.
Their 'qualification' seems to be that they have internet.
Such hunting for 'likes' dressed up as 'expertise' - 'my sources tell me' bs - does NOT help us understand or solve the war in Ukraine. On the contrary.
Please stop.
A heart warming moment as guests in a restaurant remind Dobald Frump that he is the president of U.S.A. (and not Russia)😉
Watching his foreign policy - 'made in the Kremlin', as Putin's advisors (jokingly?) call it - one could easily get in doubt:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
Watching his foreign policy - 'made in the Kremlin', as Putin's advisors (jokingly?) call it - one could easily get in doubt:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
A heart warming moment as guests in a restaurant remind Dobald Frump that he is the president of U.S.A. (and not Russia)😉
Watching his foreign policy - 'made in the Kremlin', as Putin's advisors (jokingly?) call it - one could easily get in doubt:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
Watching his foreign policy - 'made in the Kremlin', as Putin's advisors (jokingly?) call it - one could easily get in doubt:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
Phone sex with Dobald Frump.
Yes, that's right, now you too will never be able to un-think that thought.
Yes, that's right, now you too will never be able to un-think that thought.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Phone sex with Dobald Frump.
Yes, that's right, now you too will never be able to un-think that thought.
Yes, that's right, now you too will never be able to un-think that thought.
U.S. Prez meets the owners of Central Asia. He expresses envy - 'you guys fixed the election once and stayed forever, smart. Tell me, please, how do you handle the opposition? Oh, you dont have that concept? Tell me more.' (I may be paraphrasing. Probably not.)
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November 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
U.S. Prez meets the owners of Central Asia. He expresses envy - 'you guys fixed the election once and stayed forever, smart. Tell me, please, how do you handle the opposition? Oh, you dont have that concept? Tell me more.' (I may be paraphrasing. Probably not.)
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twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
Sometimes, just sometimes, I get the feeling that we are not being told the whole story?🤔
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November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Sometimes, just sometimes, I get the feeling that we are not being told the whole story?🤔
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twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
Steve Bannon just wrote the Dem's election slogan
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Steve Bannon just wrote the Dem's election slogan
'Does my hair look good?'
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
'Does my hair look good?'
Angelina Jolie, UN Goodwill Ambassador, visited hospitals in Kherson today.
Kherson is being attacked by Russian drones and missiles every day.
Last week I interviewed friends and acquaintances in the city where only 20% of the pre-war population is left.
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Kherson is being attacked by Russian drones and missiles every day.
Last week I interviewed friends and acquaintances in the city where only 20% of the pre-war population is left.
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Angelina Jolie, UN Goodwill Ambassador, visited hospitals in Kherson today.
Kherson is being attacked by Russian drones and missiles every day.
Last week I interviewed friends and acquaintances in the city where only 20% of the pre-war population is left.
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
Kherson is being attacked by Russian drones and missiles every day.
Last week I interviewed friends and acquaintances in the city where only 20% of the pre-war population is left.
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
...then watch a Russian drone hunting down and killing two elderly people outside Kharkiv - they are clearly holding up a white flag.
Russia - “uncivilized”? You bet.
Sure, Ukraine also uses their drones to kill - Russian soldiers who have invaded their country. Not defenceless civilians. 2/2
Russia - “uncivilized”? You bet.
Sure, Ukraine also uses their drones to kill - Russian soldiers who have invaded their country. Not defenceless civilians. 2/2
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 AM
...then watch a Russian drone hunting down and killing two elderly people outside Kharkiv - they are clearly holding up a white flag.
Russia - “uncivilized”? You bet.
Sure, Ukraine also uses their drones to kill - Russian soldiers who have invaded their country. Not defenceless civilians. 2/2
Russia - “uncivilized”? You bet.
Sure, Ukraine also uses their drones to kill - Russian soldiers who have invaded their country. Not defenceless civilians. 2/2
Cheney’s record on Ukraine is complex: he warned early about Russian imperialism and supported Kyiv’s independence, but his motives were more strategic influence than love of democracy. Mildly put.
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November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Cheney’s record on Ukraine is complex: he warned early about Russian imperialism and supported Kyiv’s independence, but his motives were more strategic influence than love of democracy. Mildly put.
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