Michael
@michaelalvarez.bsky.social
Unapologetic bitch
📍Houston, TX
📍Houston, TX
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Michael
@michaelalvarez.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Sharing my Halloween costume from last year for no reason at all
Does anyone even use this app anymore
May 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Does anyone even use this app anymore
Hi I got a digital camera
March 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hi I got a digital camera
Had the strangest date of my life tonight. He was super in to me, initiated everything, made out with me in his car, gave me his number, and then when I get home to text him I see that’s he’s blocked me everywhere. Wtf
January 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Had the strangest date of my life tonight. He was super in to me, initiated everything, made out with me in his car, gave me his number, and then when I get home to text him I see that’s he’s blocked me everywhere. Wtf
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I don’t answer phone calls from Houston if they don’t have a 713, 281, or 832 area code
January 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I don’t answer phone calls from Houston if they don’t have a 713, 281, or 832 area code
I get so sad when I have to be away from my cat for more than a few hours….I miss her so much, the pain is palpable 😭😭😭 my sweet precious baby angel from heaven
January 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I get so sad when I have to be away from my cat for more than a few hours….I miss her so much, the pain is palpable 😭😭😭 my sweet precious baby angel from heaven
New Year’s Eve being on a Tuesday is so ugly
December 30, 2024 at 1:35 AM
New Year’s Eve being on a Tuesday is so ugly
Physically don’t have it in me to do any work for the rest of the year
December 26, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Physically don’t have it in me to do any work for the rest of the year
Just had the worst bout of sleep paralysis I’ve ever had during my Christmas nap. Truly felt like I was dying. Anyway Merry Christmas to everyone!
December 25, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Just had the worst bout of sleep paralysis I’ve ever had during my Christmas nap. Truly felt like I was dying. Anyway Merry Christmas to everyone!
My teenage brothers told me there was a fight in their school and I asked if they recorded it and put it on world star hip hop and they looked at me with the most confused look and asked, “what’s world star hip hop?”
I’m old as FUCK apparently
I’m old as FUCK apparently
December 21, 2024 at 6:03 PM
My teenage brothers told me there was a fight in their school and I asked if they recorded it and put it on world star hip hop and they looked at me with the most confused look and asked, “what’s world star hip hop?”
I’m old as FUCK apparently
I’m old as FUCK apparently
If I were to become a drag queen wrestler, my name would be Erin Rock A Bitch
December 21, 2024 at 5:53 PM
If I were to become a drag queen wrestler, my name would be Erin Rock A Bitch
Lana Del Rey is blonde and gone
December 13, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Lana Del Rey is blonde and gone
Once again, I have a strong and sudden urge to move to Chicago
December 11, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Once again, I have a strong and sudden urge to move to Chicago
The problem with RHOBH is that all of the side characters are more interesting and entertaining than the main cast. Like give me a show with Jennifer Tilly, Denise Richards, Camille Grammer, Kathy Hilton, and Kim Richards as the main cast
December 11, 2024 at 4:08 AM
The problem with RHOBH is that all of the side characters are more interesting and entertaining than the main cast. Like give me a show with Jennifer Tilly, Denise Richards, Camille Grammer, Kathy Hilton, and Kim Richards as the main cast
Has anyone made an LPSG page for Luigi Mangione yet
December 9, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Has anyone made an LPSG page for Luigi Mangione yet
I wanna jack his schlossberg
December 4, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I wanna jack his schlossberg
I miss when Lana was overweight and unpopular. She was so real back then
November 26, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I miss when Lana was overweight and unpopular. She was so real back then
I have recently become entranced by the musical stylings of Ms. Linda Ronstadt
November 26, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I have recently become entranced by the musical stylings of Ms. Linda Ronstadt
Playing trance house music to calm my cat down on this car ride
November 24, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Playing trance house music to calm my cat down on this car ride
Could you leave please? You’re right in my eye line.
November 21, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Could you leave please? You’re right in my eye line.
Ray of Light, Music, American Life, and Confessions are Madonna’s best albums
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Ray of Light, Music, American Life, and Confessions are Madonna’s best albums
There’s a huge void in the media landscape because of the demise of Joan Rivers and Wendy Williams. The pendulum has swung way too far in the other direction and everything on TV is now way too sanitized and schmaltzy. The people yearn for snarky divas skewering the rich and famous
November 20, 2024 at 10:03 PM
There’s a huge void in the media landscape because of the demise of Joan Rivers and Wendy Williams. The pendulum has swung way too far in the other direction and everything on TV is now way too sanitized and schmaltzy. The people yearn for snarky divas skewering the rich and famous
Speaking of BlueSky, have any of y’all seen BLUE SKY (1994) starring Jessica Lange and Tommy Lee Jones? Jessica won her 2nd Oscar for her performance in it
November 20, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Speaking of BlueSky, have any of y’all seen BLUE SKY (1994) starring Jessica Lange and Tommy Lee Jones? Jessica won her 2nd Oscar for her performance in it
I used to think that Rue McClanahan sang the theme song for The Golden Girls
November 20, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I used to think that Rue McClanahan sang the theme song for The Golden Girls