"It’s easy for coffee to come out either too acidic or too bitter. If coffee is under-extracted, it’ll be acidic; if it’s over-extracted, it’ll be bitter. But these are both easy problems to solve. Add salt to coffee, and it’ll cancel out acidity. Add baking soda, and it’ll cancel out bitterness."

I think Google's revenue model for Gemini is that a user must buy a subscription to turn off the cloying, simpering tone.