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Going to a be lot of interviews with people claiming they were quietly opposing him from inside the administration. And a lot of media types who pretend to believe them.
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Going to a be lot of interviews with people claiming they were quietly opposing him from inside the administration. And a lot of media types who pretend to believe them.
“Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it, I can feel it.My mind is going.”
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it, I can feel it.My mind is going.”
If we ever want to do amazing space things that the government could never accomplish, like going to the moon or sending a probe to Mars, we must throw cash at private companies like SpaceX.
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If we ever want to do amazing space things that the government could never accomplish, like going to the moon or sending a probe to Mars, we must throw cash at private companies like SpaceX.
Then he waddled to home plate, threw a basketball at the umpire, and screamed “I win!” And John Roberts ruled it a walk-off touchdown.
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Then he waddled to home plate, threw a basketball at the umpire, and screamed “I win!” And John Roberts ruled it a walk-off touchdown.
Also Minimax Brosmer the decision theorist, and Supermax Brosmer the convicted serial killer.
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Also Minimax Brosmer the decision theorist, and Supermax Brosmer the convicted serial killer.
And yet you say nothing about your culinary proclivities. Interesting.
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
And yet you say nothing about your culinary proclivities. Interesting.
Drowsarrhea and nocturnal poop emissions.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Drowsarrhea and nocturnal poop emissions.
Republicans believe , or pretend to believe, that all our wealth comes from rich people, rather than rich people being a non-essential byproduct of our wealth.
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Republicans believe , or pretend to believe, that all our wealth comes from rich people, rather than rich people being a non-essential byproduct of our wealth.
“We went for it on 4th and long and got a first down. What’s the next play?”
Democratic leaders: “Let’s punt!”
Democratic leaders: “Let’s punt!”
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“We went for it on 4th and long and got a first down. What’s the next play?”
Democratic leaders: “Let’s punt!”
Democratic leaders: “Let’s punt!”
What saved the officer from the sandwich was not his ballistic vest but *wiping tears from my eyes* the Bible in his chest pocket.
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What saved the officer from the sandwich was not his ballistic vest but *wiping tears from my eyes* the Bible in his chest pocket.
If the lettuce is shredded, to freedom he’s wedded.
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If the lettuce is shredded, to freedom he’s wedded.
And it will turn out that 19 of them never lived in NYC.
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
And it will turn out that 19 of them never lived in NYC.
Yesterday's elections were actually a huge warning for Democrats - by Bret Stephens
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yesterday's elections were actually a huge warning for Democrats - by Bret Stephens
"With second consecutive world series win, Dodgers worry about national fallout."
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"With second consecutive world series win, Dodgers worry about national fallout."
Does Bessent tilt his head back and squint his eyes in a vain effort to prevent the last scraps of his dignity from escaping from his body?
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Does Bessent tilt his head back and squint his eyes in a vain effort to prevent the last scraps of his dignity from escaping from his body?
Lovett getting himself voted off first when he was on Survivor makes a little more sense now.
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Lovett getting himself voted off first when he was on Survivor makes a little more sense now.
"The Tigers made a strong claim for the win by pointing out they were ahead by 100% more runs at one point, while the Mariners relied on technical arguments about 'the final score'"
October 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"The Tigers made a strong claim for the win by pointing out they were ahead by 100% more runs at one point, while the Mariners relied on technical arguments about 'the final score'"
28 Gravies Later
October 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
28 Gravies Later
He thinks he can treat foreign powers the way he treated NY building contractors who couldn't afford being stiffed for $50k.
September 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
He thinks he can treat foreign powers the way he treated NY building contractors who couldn't afford being stiffed for $50k.
So much cancel culture panic is just, "my friends and I were publicly criticized by people we consider our inferiors."
September 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So much cancel culture panic is just, "my friends and I were publicly criticized by people we consider our inferiors."
Tear for Fear
September 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Tear for Fear
Go back 40 years and tell a Republican the 2024 election will be between a convicted felon/ adjudicated rapist and a former prosecutor/ attorney general. Then ask them to identify the party of each candidate.
September 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Go back 40 years and tell a Republican the 2024 election will be between a convicted felon/ adjudicated rapist and a former prosecutor/ attorney general. Then ask them to identify the party of each candidate.
That editorial is a special kind of stupid that can't be produced by one person alone. It takes a village. Of idiots.
September 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
That editorial is a special kind of stupid that can't be produced by one person alone. It takes a village. Of idiots.
If a person is willing to throw one group under the bus it means they can be persuaded to throw other groups under the bus. They're saying, "Don't trust me, I will betray you."
September 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If a person is willing to throw one group under the bus it means they can be persuaded to throw other groups under the bus. They're saying, "Don't trust me, I will betray you."
"Comedy is when poor people lose their health insurance and die of preventable diseases. Tragedy is when I get criticized."
August 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Comedy is when poor people lose their health insurance and die of preventable diseases. Tragedy is when I get criticized."