Dating a cis man and a sapphic is like this:

Sends text request for intimacy later to cis man: *read 2 hours ago*

The sapphic:

Ok but what the fuck is going on with Paul Heyman’s spray tan?

Mug set for your closet case situationship

I do not understand how my partners are this attractive but I’ll take it. ❤️

If this isn’t the energy they are giving you don’t even waste your time. @inkhappy.bsky.social