@michaelachiste.bsky.social
I had a dream that I made an entire tote bag full of bubble tea, and honestly, yeah, I could see it.
July 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I had a dream that I made an entire tote bag full of bubble tea, and honestly, yeah, I could see it.
MFW a streak freeze on Snapchat ends
a woman is crying in front of a brick wall and says `` you 're a dirt ! ''
ALT: a woman is crying in front of a brick wall and says `` you 're a dirt ! ''
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July 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
MFW a streak freeze on Snapchat ends
Forget hot girl summer, I’m having my ugliness renaissance 💁🏻♀️
June 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Forget hot girl summer, I’m having my ugliness renaissance 💁🏻♀️
I hate it when I get all like *gestures vaguely to self* this
June 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I hate it when I get all like *gestures vaguely to self* this
Sometimes we chug an iced coffee and warm up to a high G 🤷🏻♀️
April 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sometimes we chug an iced coffee and warm up to a high G 🤷🏻♀️
Oui, je regrette beaucoup
April 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oui, je regrette beaucoup
Excuse me while I develop a parasocial relationship with the car in front of me on a long drive
April 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Excuse me while I develop a parasocial relationship with the car in front of me on a long drive
My mantras include: “I did remember to lock the door”
February 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My mantras include: “I did remember to lock the door”
I don’t want to be rich, I just want to have enough money to not feel the need to eat the wilted spinach
February 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I don’t want to be rich, I just want to have enough money to not feel the need to eat the wilted spinach
Shoppers Drug Mart texted me at 11:30pm. It’s probably a booty call, right?
February 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Shoppers Drug Mart texted me at 11:30pm. It’s probably a booty call, right?
Do you ever get words stuck in your head? The German word for turtle (Schildkröte) is stuck in mine right now.
February 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Do you ever get words stuck in your head? The German word for turtle (Schildkröte) is stuck in mine right now.
The feminine urge that occurs randomly once every couple of years to play Puzzle Pirates
February 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The feminine urge that occurs randomly once every couple of years to play Puzzle Pirates
Your true friends are the people who let you tag them on social media giveaways.
February 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Your true friends are the people who let you tag them on social media giveaways.
Life is short. Send the risky text.
February 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Life is short. Send the risky text.
Duolingo passes the Bechdel test, just saying
February 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Duolingo passes the Bechdel test, just saying
Forget astrology, tell me your Stardew Valley spouse
January 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Forget astrology, tell me your Stardew Valley spouse