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eldritch cowboy
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biggest dipshit out
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this game is unrivaled #MageArena
i used to perch precariously but now i hunker in the bunker
January 24, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I'm fucking CUMMING
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
sorry gang
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
i almost got hit by a train as a kid because i thought they were saying "run onto the railroad track" in "captain jack" my favorite song from dance dance revolution extreme 2
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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ATMOSPHERIC SUFFERING
prom king & queen
trying to win hell’s toughest popularity contest is torture!
October 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
:)
September 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
this game is unrivaled #MageArena
July 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
through a long string of cause and effect events, a butterfly flapping its wings 3 states away has led to me cumming in my pants. no i will not elaborate
July 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
they should be pronounced "breest" or spelled "brest" but either way I'm suckin on em
June 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
if i had a nickel for every time i've thought about the "that broad looks like the dobby" post over the last 2 days i would never have to work another day in my life
June 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
absolutely sacked this poor lad on db. playing dragon turbo and i draw locked myself for 4 turns with reckless but it didn't matter because i had mirror force and trunade to back up REDMD with 2 LADD in hand
June 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
splitgate 2 best head clicking game 2025
May 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the esports org?
May 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
scanning some documence
April 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
hoopla kinda fucking rules
April 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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ARES!!! Recast Jared Leto, and my life is yours!
April 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
the government has a space laser that beams directly into my brain and makes me forget what I'm supposed to get at walgreens
April 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
weezer now that there's a different meme of 4 guys standing next to each other
April 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
sorry can't come to the phone. I'm cooking
April 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
was going to post like "y'all ever get the urge to just make a random sound. not like a compulsion or involuntary thing. just the thought of 'damn making the sound of a water drop would hit the spot right now'" and then i realized i was basically just describing stimming
March 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
wugtrio is fucking incredible
March 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
got my penis inspected today. its good to go for another year
March 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
telling my boss i can't answer the phone because i finally won rps on duelingbook
March 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
nothing personnel, kid
March 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
if u leave time on the microwave and expect whoever uses it next to pick up your slack, that amount of time should be subtracted from your remaining time on this earth and given to them
March 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM