Michael Johnsey
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Michael Johnsey
@michael.johnsey.me
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November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“Horny Swamp Man” is definitely a zydeco-punk band name
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This feels like something that's only gonna end via duel because of a law still on the books from the Louisiana purchase
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Gotta name it after Obama instead, right? The Truth Social crash out would be biblical

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Regina George Angry and Screaming
YouTube video by Independent Lover
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November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I can't think of a pairing that was a worse fit but simultaneously deserved each other so much

There's a man with HC experience lipping coffee grounds in a camo recliner just waiting on the phone to ring if they need an interim in Tuscaloosa in 2 weeks
a man is talking into a microphone in front of a purple wall with lsu written on it
Alt: Coach Ed Orgeron reciting the Split Zone Duo podcast's opening credits
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October 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Or when the idiot turns out to be you from 6 months ago
a painting of three spider-man in a room
ALT: a painting of three spider-man in a room
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September 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Big Pharma gonna make Ole Miss play Arky every year to force heart medication on both states in perpetuity
a man wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses is holding a bat in his hand .
Alt: Chris Farley imitating Ole Miss fans reliving 4th & 25 by striking his chest to restart his heart, over and over and over
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August 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Southland Tales seems like a Mandela effect, no-way-that-movie-exists situation. The trailer could easily be AI, including Rock's uncanny valley facial expressions and Cheri Oteri yelling "fascist pigs". I'll be watching it as soon as I can.

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Southland Tales (2006) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic Trailers
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers
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June 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM