"The parade was the best parade of squeaky tanks and sloppy marching soldiers anyone has ever seen. It was so worth it. No other president has spent so much on such a successful parade. It was such a success. The audience was so stunned by the success, that's why they were so very quiet."

No real demand for legitimate poutine in Northern Ireland. Prove me wrong.

America is no longer great.

This weekend all will be celebrated on stage for Aladdin and Princess Jasmine...

Rewriting history and forging a horrible future.

The Cave of Wonders for Aladdin production...in progress.

The Gulf of America. Sounds a bit desperate and washed up to me. A gulf between sanity and insanity is more like it. Don't worry, Google can change it back, you know, just like a temporary profile picture...

Sideswiped a few nights ago. Perhaps investment in a dash camera is necessary.

Go! First BlueSky post.