Oh no! Not the filibuster! That would so totally own the libs that we would never be unowned again!

They cheered even more ecstatically when New York and Los Angeles were blown to smithereens.

Trans Portation is unconstitutional DEI because there are only two genders in the Constitution

You are going to learn that the lessons of this particular time for the country will depend on Americans themselves and what kind of a nation they want it to be. That is an insight you can get nowhere else and you should be grateful for its incisive insightfulness.

You need to practice more civil discourse

Perhaps these "hospitals" will in fact be detention centers. Detention centers are really hot right now.

The back of the T-shirt reads "work sets you free"