I have Zimbabwe hundred trillion dollar note — 14 zeroes.
December 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I have Zimbabwe hundred trillion dollar note — 14 zeroes.
Even if your money is trash, 5 trillion is a lot.
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Even if your money is trash, 5 trillion is a lot.
And the other 95% of the debt?
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
And the other 95% of the debt?
I think that's when we'll know she's fully recovered.
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I think that's when we'll know she's fully recovered.
Who told her it was okay to open a zinc box?
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Who told her it was okay to open a zinc box?
russia's money supply (M2) is about 121 trillion rubles, and the cash (M0) is 18.6 trillion.
Apropos of nothing, I'd like to trademark the phrase "Zimbabwe with nukes".
Apropos of nothing, I'd like to trademark the phrase "Zimbabwe with nukes".
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
russia's money supply (M2) is about 121 trillion rubles, and the cash (M0) is 18.6 trillion.
Apropos of nothing, I'd like to trademark the phrase "Zimbabwe with nukes".
Apropos of nothing, I'd like to trademark the phrase "Zimbabwe with nukes".
russia is short:
- 250,000 teachers;
- 170,000 + police;
- 2,000,000 manufacturing workers.
russian Railways were also short workers, until their massive debt forced them into layoffs.
- 250,000 teachers;
- 170,000 + police;
- 2,000,000 manufacturing workers.
russian Railways were also short workers, until their massive debt forced them into layoffs.
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
russia is short:
- 250,000 teachers;
- 170,000 + police;
- 2,000,000 manufacturing workers.
russian Railways were also short workers, until their massive debt forced them into layoffs.
- 250,000 teachers;
- 170,000 + police;
- 2,000,000 manufacturing workers.
russian Railways were also short workers, until their massive debt forced them into layoffs.
Trump's doctors felt the need to give him a MoCA (Montreal Cognitive Assessment) test during his first term.
To quote Hank Hill: "The boy ain't right."
To quote Hank Hill: "The boy ain't right."
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Trump's doctors felt the need to give him a MoCA (Montreal Cognitive Assessment) test during his first term.
To quote Hank Hill: "The boy ain't right."
To quote Hank Hill: "The boy ain't right."
Usually in russia, a "windows error" involves falling out of one.
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Usually in russia, a "windows error" involves falling out of one.
When the rosiest scenario includes a possible banking crisis, it's time to take the money and run.
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When the rosiest scenario includes a possible banking crisis, it's time to take the money and run.
Do you know what else can increase life expectancy?
Not putting on a uniform, and becoming drone-bait in Ukraine.
Not putting on a uniform, and becoming drone-bait in Ukraine.
December 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Do you know what else can increase life expectancy?
Not putting on a uniform, and becoming drone-bait in Ukraine.
Not putting on a uniform, and becoming drone-bait in Ukraine.
A farce, surely.
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A farce, surely.
Everything will be fine.
Until it isn't.
Until it isn't.
October 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Everything will be fine.
Until it isn't.
Until it isn't.
This is how I know that someone learned everything they know about geo-political conflicts by playing Risk.
The closest russian railway to the Bering Strait is 2850 km away, and the closest town on the road network in a mere 1800 km.
The closest russian railway to the Bering Strait is 2850 km away, and the closest town on the road network in a mere 1800 km.
October 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is how I know that someone learned everything they know about geo-political conflicts by playing Risk.
The closest russian railway to the Bering Strait is 2850 km away, and the closest town on the road network in a mere 1800 km.
The closest russian railway to the Bering Strait is 2850 km away, and the closest town on the road network in a mere 1800 km.
I was scritching a Rhodesian Ridgeback's ear. When I stopped, he took my hand in his mouth, brought it back to about the place it was when I was scratching him, and released my hand.
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
October 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I was scritching a Rhodesian Ridgeback's ear. When I stopped, he took my hand in his mouth, brought it back to about the place it was when I was scratching him, and released my hand.
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
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How long until russia has a case of Dutch disease?
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How long until russia has a case of Dutch disease?
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October 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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How long until russia has a case of Dutch disease?
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How long until russia has a case of Dutch disease?
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I'll see you Brezhnev-era medical supplies, and call with Khrushchev-era tanks.
October 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I'll see you Brezhnev-era medical supplies, and call with Khrushchev-era tanks.
97% of recent russian vehicle losses were non-armoured, with almost half of them being motorcycles.
Random deaths by air, or artillery, have been replaced by bespoke drone attacks.
Is this Steampunk?
Random deaths by air, or artillery, have been replaced by bespoke drone attacks.
Is this Steampunk?
October 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
97% of recent russian vehicle losses were non-armoured, with almost half of them being motorcycles.
Random deaths by air, or artillery, have been replaced by bespoke drone attacks.
Is this Steampunk?
Random deaths by air, or artillery, have been replaced by bespoke drone attacks.
Is this Steampunk?
Dmitry Peskov is 57 years old.
No — seriously.
No — seriously.
September 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dmitry Peskov is 57 years old.
No — seriously.
No — seriously.
Running the Red Queen's race ... and losing.
September 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Running the Red Queen's race ... and losing.
My uncle was a general in the British Army, and met Queen Elizabeth II.
I can get to King Charles in two as well.
I can get to King Charles in two as well.
September 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My uncle was a general in the British Army, and met Queen Elizabeth II.
I can get to King Charles in two as well.
I can get to King Charles in two as well.