This is tough! More power to you. I work with spreadsheets so I don't have to worry

💯 There's no point even watching TV unless I've got someone there to constantly ask "is that the same person who just did x?"

Yep. And you could replace UFO with any paranormal phenomenon.

It's how I found my current hometown - looked nice from the train and I thought "I'll come back here when I'm less pissed off" 😄