microphone Boyardee
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Never heard so many words to say nothing damn
May 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Never heard so many words to say nothing damn
This nice young lady was like “I remember you from chess club one ☝🏼 year ago” and I am flattered because really?? Thanks!
April 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This nice young lady was like “I remember you from chess club one ☝🏼 year ago” and I am flattered because really?? Thanks!
Ur girl let me hit every day like Joe DiMaggio
April 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ur girl let me hit every day like Joe DiMaggio
The base price of eggs should be cheap and they should only be taxed for being freaky
April 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The base price of eggs should be cheap and they should only be taxed for being freaky
As a Caruso signature member, cenk uygur gets preferred parking 🅿️ at the grove
April 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
As a Caruso signature member, cenk uygur gets preferred parking 🅿️ at the grove
The little shuttle was one of the best amenities of college
March 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The little shuttle was one of the best amenities of college
If we start talking and you’re still talking to your ex imma just be like “yeah you should figure that out first tbh”
March 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If we start talking and you’re still talking to your ex imma just be like “yeah you should figure that out first tbh”
One of the smartest people I’ve ever known had an abusive parent like mine and she’s also a data professional who probably should be some kind of doctor astronaut. We’re both cool as shit tho no cap
March 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One of the smartest people I’ve ever known had an abusive parent like mine and she’s also a data professional who probably should be some kind of doctor astronaut. We’re both cool as shit tho no cap
I was at the bar and I talked to some girls and so some dudes that they brought decided to accuse me of stealing one of their wallets. And I was like, “Rather than perform masculinity why don’t you take productive and realistic steps to help her find her wallet, if that’s really your friend?”
March 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I was at the bar and I talked to some girls and so some dudes that they brought decided to accuse me of stealing one of their wallets. And I was like, “Rather than perform masculinity why don’t you take productive and realistic steps to help her find her wallet, if that’s really your friend?”
So many men are weird macho misogynists it’s never been easier to just be nice :)
Question for the room: What is some non-toxic dating advice you would give to straight men?
Given how commonly it shows up on these accounts and in the responses, I would suggest not following your romantic interest on social media!
Given how commonly it shows up on these accounts and in the responses, I would suggest not following your romantic interest on social media!
Pledged to stop making "are the straights ok" jokes after reading Richard Reeves' book but man, Dating TikTok is testing me
www.tiktok.com/@afraidofnow...
www.tiktok.com/@afraidofnow...
March 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
So many men are weird macho misogynists it’s never been easier to just be nice :)
I wish I could get a really small bag that holds really big stuff. So you’re like “How’d he fit all that in there?”
March 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I wish I could get a really small bag that holds really big stuff. So you’re like “How’d he fit all that in there?”
I’m too online but I’m also more Irl than most people. You can catch me at the gym 2x a day, playing real OTB chess, running on hiking trails. I just work from home.
March 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’m too online but I’m also more Irl than most people. You can catch me at the gym 2x a day, playing real OTB chess, running on hiking trails. I just work from home.
I’m really amazing for surviving everything I did and still being out here doing my stuff
March 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m really amazing for surviving everything I did and still being out here doing my stuff
Can I say cracker on this website?
March 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Can I say cracker on this website?
I resent the people who knew it was happening and did nothing equally as much as the ones who abused me.
March 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I resent the people who knew it was happening and did nothing equally as much as the ones who abused me.
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the conservatives that Sam Seder debated in that Jubilee video were so bad that the online right has convinced themselves that the conservatives were actually the leftists and that Sam was the conservative
lol
lol
March 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
the conservatives that Sam Seder debated in that Jubilee video were so bad that the online right has convinced themselves that the conservatives were actually the leftists and that Sam was the conservative
lol
lol
My new favorite way to judge people is go to some online dweeb instagram and check which of my mutuals follow him
March 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My new favorite way to judge people is go to some online dweeb instagram and check which of my mutuals follow him
I am taking a month off drinking; you can hold me to it. I’m cleaning up my act jack!!
March 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I am taking a month off drinking; you can hold me to it. I’m cleaning up my act jack!!
Two things I know about this woman are she follows Peterson on instagram and believes “good guys are still out there if you look hard enough” or something and she’s got to be looking in the wrong places. Good luck tho! 🤞
March 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Two things I know about this woman are she follows Peterson on instagram and believes “good guys are still out there if you look hard enough” or something and she’s got to be looking in the wrong places. Good luck tho! 🤞
Weirdos every time. If you go far enough you need an uber and then you act weird it screams transplant
March 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Weirdos every time. If you go far enough you need an uber and then you act weird it screams transplant
The tourists to taco spots ratio rn is overcooked asf
March 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The tourists to taco spots ratio rn is overcooked asf
I think I want an e scooter because I mainly just go to the gym and it’s faster than sitting in traffic and parking.
March 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I think I want an e scooter because I mainly just go to the gym and it’s faster than sitting in traffic and parking.
My video got 167k :)
March 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My video got 167k :)