Micah Warren
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Micah Warren
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TV/Film producer, NFL writer for Heavy.com, publicist, comedy, musician, writer, history nerd, politics/news junkie, Nellie Bly's dad, NFL historian. Opinions are my own. #FlyEaglesFly
He's the least clever person I've ever come across. I love when he explains things people already know. Groceries need I.D. (identification)!! The oceans have too much H20 (water)! New mortgages (kind of like rent where you pay every month but you actually keep it)!
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Because it's Saturday and this doesn't get old.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Doesn’t get old…
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Not only do I think the new MS Now name is dumb, that little icon is also extremely meh. A hard meh.
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Honestly, who even cares? But, it makes the "Bill Clinton did it too!" argument mean even less (as though the fact that he may have been involved makes Trump's involvement any less awful).
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Since getting rid of the old style uniforms with the ring on the shoulder (pictured, Leonard Russell from 1992), the Patriots have had f'ing World League uniforms ever since. Start with new helmets. #Patriots #Jets #NFL
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This was in the NY Times. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
We knew it would happen. The “pedophilia isn’t all that bad” excuses. At least they weren’t 8!
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
So much smoke, but it’s fake smoke.
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
MAGA cracking (again)? Or just talking until they forget (again).
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Wonder where Susan Collins landed on the Senate vote?
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Great pic from today. What's the pornographic thing on Trump's forehead? My be really inappropriate for them to blur it out like that.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
He has a plan.
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ewwww…he was in the broadcast booth too?? Ugh. “Where’s Hannity? They said I’d be on Fox!”
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When you see it! Lolololol
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is our leader.
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Lololol. Who will be funding these cities and states? What are the schools like? You should go off on your own. Sustain yourself, go for it.
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What a god damn embarrassment!! Even Bond villains would be like, “yeah dude I don’t know…”
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Jesus…
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sounds about right.
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Talking about poor people eating just days after hosting a Gatsby party at your country club. I’ll bet the SNAP food is higher quality than the frozen shit he serves to his guests. Plastic parsley is probably involved.
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I see you, New York Jets. #Nfl
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I love when idiots try to explain things like socialism, capitalism and communism.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Couldn’t wait for his election analysis. I’ll summarize: Not my fault!
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Credit where credit is due?
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM