Go head and dismantle the Dept of Education lil bro you wasn’t getting that student loan money anyway

Homage to my lil one eyed kitty Noodle
We love you smelly cat

I can’t remember where I read this, but it’s important:

Why is it that when people think about traveling to the past, they worry about doing something small that will drastically change the present, but no one in the present thinks that doing something small today can drastically change the future?

I wish Drake fans could over the fact that he lost it’s been a year already have some respect for the dead and let that man rest in peace

Drake somewhere punchin the air and sliding down a wall rn

If I was president anybody with a universally bad take would be immediately launched into the moon I would be so good on the Take economy

That ICE joke you was finna post about people gettin took is not gonna bang bro keep it in the drafts

Count yo mf days bro

Know yo role and play it ✊🏾

Trump signed his name and destroyed my industry (biotechnology and research) within minutes and these niggas got the nerve to tell me it’s time to do my taxes

Niggas be like “I ain’t been sick in 10 years” like we’re supposed to be impressed by their immune system